goal machine Posted: 07:36 Jun17 2009
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Yo mamma's so fat i ran out of petrol driving around her.
Yo mamma's so ugly she tried to enter an ugly competition but they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mamma's so fat the only time i see a solar eclipse is when she walks past my house.
Yo mamma's so ugly she tried to enter an ugly competition but they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mamma's so fat the only time i see a solar eclipse is when she walks past my house.
know-your-role Posted: 11:01 Jun17 2009
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You know you are a tehcnical geek when . . .
When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"
When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD.
When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4 hours, and call it a "mega-nap".
When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor."
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.
When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.
When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.
When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.
When you can do hexadecimal arithmatic in your head.
When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"
When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD.
When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4 hours, and call it a "mega-nap".
When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor."
When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.
When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.
When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.
When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.
When you can do hexadecimal arithmatic in your head.
When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
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Legend_Trainer Posted: 08:08 Jun18 2009
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A day in class...
Mrs.Hoodlum : Mills, could you tell me where you can make an echo?
Mills : ......
Mills : You can make an echo in an echo-system.
*the classroom goes silent*
Mrs.Hoodlum : Mills, could you tell me where you can make an echo?
Mills : ......
Mills : You can make an echo in an echo-system.
*the classroom goes silent*
know-your-role Posted: 10:57 Jun18 2009
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Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra": Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached... (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
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Faites ou Mourez Posted: 05:03 Jun19 2009
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What'd the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See you next month. Gonk. :>
See you next month. Gonk. :>
Nic21 Posted: 13:14 Jun20 2009
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#holla
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2 ballz - 1?
6 titles to the tour de france
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6 titles to the tour de france
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RLzingern Posted: 13:59 Jun20 2009
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i just heard this a while ago.
Whats the difference between a rich blond girl and a tornado?
Nothing.
They both suck, both blow, and they both take the house.
Whats the difference between a rich blond girl and a tornado?
Nothing.
They both suck, both blow, and they both take the house.
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My Theme Song I It's just a team
avy and sig made by me
my email: Don't add me, i'll add you.
When you lose someone, you lose yourself. ~Me (Randy)
My Theme Song I It's just a team
avy and sig made by me
my email: Don't add me, i'll add you.
When you lose someone, you lose yourself. ~Me (Randy)
Leafeon Master Posted: 19:42 Jun20 2009
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The character Blob is from X men origins.
Yo Mama's so fat, She beat the crap outta Blob and covered him!
Yo Mama's so fat, She beat the crap outta Blob and covered him!
Out of all the people on Supercheats, I am 3rd from the most crazy. Don't ask who the others are...
know-your-role Posted: 13:28 Jun21 2009
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
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Xtreme gamer Posted: 19:10 Jun21 2009
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I got a joke
Yo momma so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck
LMAO
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Yo momma so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck
LMAO
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earth bound fan Posted: 14:11 Aug04 2009
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god walks on water chuck norris swims on land.
when chuck norris devids there is no remander.
chuck norris dos not check for the boggy man the boggy man checks for chuck norris
when chuck norris devids there is no remander.
chuck norris dos not check for the boggy man the boggy man checks for chuck norris
qwertyuio Posted: 14:18 Aug04 2009
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earth bound fan: Please do not bump month old topics.
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