Aesthetic Posted: 22:10 Jun20 2009
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I generally use profanity to express how stupid some of my friends act. But for the sake of censorship, I'll just say that I usually tell them "You're not the brightest crayon in the box".
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darkraiarceus911 Posted: 22:37 Jun20 2009
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If I gave a penny for your thoughts i`d get change.
Camewel Posted: 04:52 Jun21 2009
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lol
Sometimes I say:
You're two slices of bread and a piece of ham short of a ham sandwich
To think you were clever, I'd need an IQ of 3, which is about 4 more than you
If they do something stupid
*claps slowly*
Or, if they actually come up with something smart, just say:
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening
Sometimes I say:
You're two slices of bread and a piece of ham short of a ham sandwich
To think you were clever, I'd need an IQ of 3, which is about 4 more than you
If they do something stupid
*claps slowly*
Or, if they actually come up with something smart, just say:
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening
imaloony8.0 Posted: 08:30 Jun21 2009
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Oh snap, I've got a whole page full of these in a joke book. Now, let's see...
Not the sharpes knife in the drawer.
Note the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.
(S)he fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
One fry shy of a Happy Meal.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few sodas short of a six-pack.
A few grapes short of a bunch.
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.
The butter has slipped off his/her pancake.
The antenna isn't picking up all the channels.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Not the sharpes knife in the drawer.
Note the sharpest tool in the shed.
Not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.
(S)he fell out of the stupid tree and hit all the branches on the way down.
One fry shy of a Happy Meal.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few sodas short of a six-pack.
A few grapes short of a bunch.
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.
The butter has slipped off his/her pancake.
The antenna isn't picking up all the channels.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Xtreme gamer Posted: 19:12 Jun21 2009
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YOU STUPID AS HELL DOG
^ You have to be black in order to get that.
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^ You have to be black in order to get that.
instagram: solidaritysterl
CurryMonster Posted: 02:30 Jun22 2009
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The fact that I understand perfectly confirms what I have long suspected. I must be black.
Xeta Posted: 06:58 Jun22 2009
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Oh dear, so am I.
His brother was an only child.
His brother was an only child.
Xtreme gamer Posted: 15:52 Jun22 2009
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^ Posts above me fail because there was a secret message hidden in that post.
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blaze5 Posted: 08:12 Jul29 2009
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ur as dumb as ozzy osburone sorry ozzy my man
mewtwo7 Posted: 11:13 Jul29 2009
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some guy i know is a !!!!!
EspeonDude_ Posted: 11:21 Jul29 2009
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Same here.
So I'll just agree with everything you just said.
[hmespeon -at- hotmail -dot- com] <~ MSN.
So I'll just agree with everything you just said.
[hmespeon -at- hotmail -dot- com] <~ MSN.
wolfy1337 Posted: 19:09 Jul31 2009
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I have a few:
The classic: "the lights are on but nobodys home"
"Well you're not the brightest bulb on the chanukah tree."
And if they ask you what the temperature is: " 22 (random number) like your IQ."
^Works best in Celsius
The classic: "the lights are on but nobodys home"
"Well you're not the brightest bulb on the chanukah tree."
And if they ask you what the temperature is: " 22 (random number) like your IQ."
^Works best in Celsius
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"An appeaser is someone who feeds a crocodile, hoping he'll be eaten last"
Winston Churchill
"It is better to look forward and prepare than to look back and regret"
Jacker Joyner-Kersee
Click to make my city grow!
http://wheat-city.myminicity.com/
"An appeaser is someone who feeds a crocodile, hoping he'll be eaten last"
Winston Churchill
"It is better to look forward and prepare than to look back and regret"
Jacker Joyner-Kersee
Click to make my city grow!
http://wheat-city.myminicity.com/
destroyer96 Posted: 19:21 Jul31 2009
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nothin is goin on upstairs is there (say that to a person who is stupid)
e-bros: hadugen and Pokemonhacker68/shiny grovyle
credit to PH68 for the sig!!! thanx buddy!!!
E-mail= [email protected]
e-bros: hadugen and Pokemonhacker68/shiny grovyle
credit to PH68 for the sig!!! thanx buddy!!!
E-mail= [email protected]
jameer Posted: 21:41 Jul31 2009
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If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have 1 dollar.- my friend made it up
zeldafan11 Posted: 22:06 Aug01 2009
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10 badgers 5 spoons
started saying that after the avy hack
Sir Alex, the Ruby Knight of Everlasting Life
started saying that after the avy hack
Sir Alex, the Ruby Knight of Everlasting Life
goal machine Posted: 22:21 Aug01 2009
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Um...wtf?
GAH.
GAH.
dark_wolf_33 Posted: 22:22 Aug01 2009
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"You're not the sharpest crayon in the cereal box."
goal machine Posted: 22:25 Aug01 2009
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^I lol'd alot.
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