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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:15 May19 2016
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Granted, but you're famous for inventing something that turns out to be totally useless and everyone is laughing at you.
I wish my radiator hadn't exploded.
I wish my radiator hadn't exploded.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 17:22 May23 2016
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Granted, your radiator never existed in the first place.
I wish I had millions of real, not stolen NZ dollars.
I wish I had millions of real, not stolen NZ dollars.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:47 May24 2016
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Granted, but they're locked inside an impenetrable safe and you don't know the combination.
I wish my room was warmer without any bad consequences.
I wish my room was warmer without any bad consequences.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 21:07 May24 2016
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Granted, but your room is only warm for 0.0001 nanoseconds
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:34 May25 2016
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Granted, but then a cow falls on your head.
I wish my room was warmer for as long as I want it to be.
I wish my room was warmer for as long as I want it to be.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 19:22 May25 2016
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Granted, but you don't control the temperature
I wish I could fill that big room with PC games that contain everything and nothing bad happens to them
I wish I could fill that big room with PC games that contain everything and nothing bad happens to them
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:05 May26 2016
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Granted, but you lock the door to that room so that nobody will steal the games and you lose the key.
I wish I could control the temperature of my room.
I wish I could control the temperature of my room.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:47 May26 2016
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Granted, but the temperature you put actually makes the radiator do the complete opposite and you have no idea.
I wish I kicked down the door...
I wish I kicked down the door...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 18:08 May27 2016
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Granted, but the door falls inward and crushes the game CDs.
I wish I knew how my radiator can do any of those things when I don't have a radiator.
I wish I knew how my radiator can do any of those things when I don't have a radiator.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 17:33 May30 2016
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Granted but a bear smashes through your window and kills you
I wish you'd realise that I would place my games at a distance where if I was in a situation where I needed to kick the door down then I'd be fine.
I wish you'd realise that I would place my games at a distance where if I was in a situation where I needed to kick the door down then I'd be fine.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:08 May30 2016
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Granted, but then the bear you sent to crash through the window I don't have comes back, and he's mad at you and eats you.
I wish I had a pack of wolves that would do my bidding.
I wish I had a pack of wolves that would do my bidding.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:06 May31 2016
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Granted, but they become rabid and eat you
I wish you'd realise that the bear was actually my friend in a bear suit with bear noises coming from his phone and this whole thing was a prank.It's just a prank bro, just a prank
I wish you'd realise that the bear was actually my friend in a bear suit with bear noises coming from his phone and this whole thing was a prank.
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Matt77 Posted: 06:07 Jun02 2016
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Granted, but your friend still eats you.
I wish for wood chips.
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I wish for wood chips.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:37 Jun03 2016
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Granted, you now have some wood chips, but they are on fire.
I wish I could beat the speedboat stage at the end of Resident Evil 4.
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I wish I could beat the speedboat stage at the end of Resident Evil 4.
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
sir_Kevin Posted: 21:58 Jun03 2016
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Granted, but the speedboat was way too fast for you and highly impossible to beat.
I wish for a transformer robot as my next weapon.
I wish for a transformer robot as my next weapon.
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:13 Jun04 2016
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Granted, but since they only exist as toys, you now have a Transformer toy as your weapon. Have fun in your next battle.
I wish I had the legendary Japanese swords Masamune and Muramasa.
I wish I had the legendary Japanese swords Masamune and Muramasa.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 06:59 Jun05 2016
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Granted, but they are inside you so any sudden movement results in you bleeding internally.
I wish I knew what a kanga and a tige were.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I wish I knew what a kanga and a tige were.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:51 Jun06 2016
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Granted, but as soon you find out the bear attacks you.
I wish I had the day off school today...
I wish I had the day off school today...
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:35 Jun07 2016
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Granted, you got hit by a car and you're in the ICU.
I wish my sprained finger would heal faster.
I wish my sprained finger would heal faster.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:46 Jun07 2016
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Granted, your finger falls off.
I wish Hangouts would not decide to fall off my computer screen
I wish Hangouts would not decide to fall off my computer screen
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