As many of you know, I'm from Mars, and was barred from Mars after a certain "mishap" (which shall remain undisclosed). They shipped me here via Air Male (strange spellings for our "Americanese" words) and I arrived here approximately 2.5 years later.
Ever since, I've lived in thirty-two countries, thirty-one of which were founded by me. They were rooted underground, but it didn't take long for the blackops to take me out.
After my wife died in '98 (March 31, 1798, exactly), I moved to Stockholm, Sweden to live with Volke. When I discovered Swiss Army Knives weren't actually made in Sweden, I moved here, to South Carolina, home of the rednecked horse riders.
And that's what happened.
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