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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:13 May24 2016 Post ID: 3410447
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Because Q isn't a number.

Do you pronounce the letter Z as "zee" or "zed?"
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:52 May24 2016 Post ID: 3410467
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Zed.

Why is rain wet?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:50 May25 2016 Post ID: 3410560
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Because it's made of water.

Why do you have to shovel snow but you don't have to mop up rain?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:21 May25 2016 Post ID: 3410573
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Because you can drive over water.

Why can't I fly?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:33 May26 2016 Post ID: 3410622
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Because you don't have a pilot's license.

Why is my cell phone a piece of crap?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 20:56 May26 2016 Post ID: 3410686
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Because you dropped it in the toilet

Why did you drop it in the toilet?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:57 May27 2016 Post ID: 3410737
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Because it was a piece of crap.

Why was it a piece of crap even before it got dropped in the toilet?

(It never did for real, BTW)
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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:53 May30 2016 Post ID: 3411039
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Because it came out of your @ss

Did you mean for it to come out of your @ss?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:49 May30 2016 Post ID: 3411070
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It came out of an AT&T store.

Why would you think it came out of my @ss?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:11 May31 2016 Post ID: 3411158
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Because AT&T came out of someones @ss

Why don't they still make DOS computers?
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Matt77 Posted: 05:23 Jun02 2016 Post ID: 3411304
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Because they came out of your @ss.

Why do I always say muumuu suguzu even though it isn't a word?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:23 Jun03 2016 Post ID: 3411416
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Because it's fun to say?

Why did I put the punctuation marks in the wrong place in this post.
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sir_Kevin Posted: 22:01 Jun03 2016 Post ID: 3411481
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Because your English gradually got worse.

Why don't you go back to school and learn it again?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:09 Jun04 2016 Post ID: 3411557
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Because I hated going to school.

Why do they say you're "on" a plane when you are actually IN the plane?
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Matt77 Posted: 07:03 Jun05 2016 Post ID: 3411617
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Because fresh fruit.

When will I get my first job?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:49 Jun06 2016 Post ID: 3411777
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Never.

How did DOS computers come out of my @ss even though I wasn't born when they stopped making them?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:37 Jun07 2016 Post ID: 3411870
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42.

Why don't cat bark and dogs meow?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:44 Jun07 2016 Post ID: 3411906
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Because cats don't eat bark.

Why are you a tree?
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Matt77 Posted: 03:27 Jun08 2016 Post ID: 3411988
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Because I got tagged in Forest.

Who is Cameron Moro?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:36 Jun08 2016 Post ID: 3412013
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Mr. and Mrs. Moro's kid.

Why does searching for Andy D!ck bring up images of...well, you know.
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