... when you watch reality TV (other than Bad Lads Army) for more than 10 minutes
... when you post in a "You know you... when..." thread like this one
... you search for hidden meaning in people's sigs
... you load up your favourite game simply for the sake of trying to freeze it
I've done all of the above
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.