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Would you happen to be talking about Apophis the astroid ? it is on a colsion corse with the earth in 2037 but astronomers determainted that there is a very little chance of it passing the gravitational keyhole so there is very small chances of it hitting us =o. Apophis did stir up some attension few year ago but now no one really conciders it as a threat.
You mean in 4.5 Billion years right *insertlolfacehere*
^ That guy is GOD
"Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is our tiny planetary home." ~ Carl Sagan
Then you will discover how to create life and form a tiny universe within which you will leave a book for all to praise you with. They will live their lives following your teachings, stop believing, and then, when the universe you created has forgotten you, you will say "F it" and destroy the world you set your believers on. The year in that world, will be 2012.
The article doesn't make any sense. It's basically saying the calendar doesn't end - but a cycle does - and there are bigger cycles, which is true (like we have months and years). It then says the calendar can actually count 64 million years, and that it ends in 2200. So, the calendar was created 64 million years ago?
Wait, that's about when the dinosaurs died. This can only mean that the Mayans were dinosaurs and, seeing their calendar was about to end, wrote an identical calendar to warn us of the return of the meteor that killed them (Nibiru, this time or however it's spelled). Don't say this doesn't make sense; what else could Quetzolquatl be but a dinosaur?
Everything said up to this point by scientists and "psychics" and your mother shall be disregarded as I now have understood this issue. The world's end will come about once Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence must retire due to laryngitis ruining his ability to scream and growl and talk crap about how great your mother was last night. Justin Bieber will have been kicked in the stomach by a mule with rabies, which will cause his nuts to drop. He will then be the perfect candidate to refill Mitch Lucker's position as lead vocalist of Suicide Silence. During their first concert as Justicide, Justin will be knocked unconscious by a 350lb crowd surfer that has toe jam and then Justin will fall backwards and land on their guitar player. All of the strings on the guitar will break and cause ear-splitting feedback to be amplified through the microphone dropped by Justin which happened to roll over in front of the amplifier. This screech will cause the earth to split into halves multiple times until every person in the world owns their own land chunk and floats away into space for forever.
The post above me fails beyond comprehension and is the worst attempt at humour I've ever seen, and I saw Kramer doing stand-up live.
On-topic: No one really knows how or when the world will end, but people are stupid enough to believe the most ridiculous of stories. Any "scientist" can make up a logic for doomsday and people will follow him/her like sheep.
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Okay I will explain to you the Mayan calender as explained to me by an ACTUAL MAYAN person.
The world will not end in 2012. Every 52 years on the Mayan calander, their CALANDER ends then starts again. Which translates to the world ending and starting anew. The Mayans celebrated death more than light and when sacrifices of life was made to the Gods or God or whatever, people were happy to do it. Thing is that US of A caught wind of this ritual that has been happening for the last 52 years going back to the dawn of time (for the Mayans atleast) and decided to scare the living crap out of us by making yet another feel good movie.
Well done Hollywood for taking something so normal as their version of new years day and making it into the end of the world for everyone.
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I'd like to thank half the people who have posted in this thread, for providing more humour in this one topic than I've seen on the site for some time.
That is, until I read Green_Fire's post. However, due to him being so absolutely awful at attempting humour that everyone else's posts seemed even funnier by comparison. I tip my hat to you, or I would if I ever wore hats with tips.
To stick with the topic, the world will not end in 2012. Anyone who believes so is an idiot.
Okay I will explain to you the Mayan calender as explained to me by an ACTUAL MAYAN person.
The world will not end in 2012. Every 52 years on the Mayan calander, their CALANDER ends then starts again. Which translates to the world ending and starting anew. The Mayans celebrated death more than light and when sacrifices of life was made to the Gods or God or whatever, people were happy to do it. Thing is that US of A caught wind of this ritual that has been happening for the last 52 years going back to the dawn of time (for the Mayans atleast) and decided to scare the living crap out of us by making yet another feel good movie.
Well done Hollywood for taking something so normal as their version of new years day and making it into the end of the world for everyone.
I'm sure I heard people talk about 2012 years before any movie was made.
Ha. I wasn't trying seriously to be funny. I was just incomprehensibly bored, so I just wrote stuff until my mind went blank. Oh wells.
On topic though, I don't think anyone knows when the world is actually going to end. It's all rumors to get people to mess their pants and make movies about it. For the ones that are gullible enough to believe, of course.
Everything said up to this point by scientists and "psychics" and your mother shall be disregarded as I now have understood this issue. The world's end will come about once Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence must retire due to laryngitis ruining his ability to scream and growl and talk crap about how great your mother was last night. Justin Bieber will have been kicked in the stomach by a mule with rabies, which will cause his nuts to drop. He will then be the perfect candidate to refill Mitch Lucker's position as lead vocalist of Suicide Silence. During their first concert as Justicide, Justin will be knocked unconscious by a 350lb crowd surfer that has toe jam and then Justin will fall backwards and land on their guitar player. All of the strings on the guitar will break and cause ear-splitting feedback to be amplified through the microphone dropped by Justin which happened to roll over in front of the amplifier. This screech will cause the earth to split into halves multiple times until every person in the world owns their own land chunk and floats away into space for forever.
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