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TheLlama Posted: 12:42 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934130
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Something a friend sent to me the other day from theRagged Trousered Philosopher

not the shortest of reads I know but I enjoyed, so my question is if you were to meet god what would you want to ask him/her/it?

I'd proberly ask him to conjure one of those damned klondike bars so I can finally find out what the hell they are like.
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CurryMonster Posted: 13:05 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934132
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I'd ask what time they serve lunch in the asylum I've obviously just been committed to for claiming to have spoken with God.


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Jirachi X Posted: 13:29 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934134
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CurryMonster said:I'd ask what time they serve lunch in the asylum I've obviously just been committed to for claiming to have spoken with God.


Aside from this, probably ask him the best way to hack life. See if he knows any decent money making schemes.
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Volke Posted: 13:36 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934138
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I'd ask if he has any spare change.
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CRAZY CHEATS Posted: 15:01 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934150
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What the hell it's been playing at.
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sphynxx Posted: 18:14 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934237
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Ha, that was quite an awesome find Llama.

I doubt I'd care tbh =/ There were a couple of questions within the link I'd ask, but that's probably about it.


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Regal Kardan Posted: 20:12 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934309
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I'd ask him why he had to make females so damn mean >=[
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the dawn of the gamers Posted: 21:20 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934326
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I would ask for wisdom. That way I could get my homework done, and find a good job, so I don't end up on the street.
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Xeta Posted: 21:27 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934328
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Seems like it would be a rather empty conversation.
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dx_hbk Posted: 21:35 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934335
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I would ask him why does he take such pain to hide himself why not show your self to the world =o.

^ That guy is GOD


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coachcline Posted: 23:26 Dec06 2010 Post ID: 2934377
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I'd ask him anything I could think of that's worth knowing. I mean, wouldn't you want all of your questions answered completely if you could?

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ShadowStriker64 Posted: 00:31 Dec07 2010 Post ID: 2934383
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I'd be like is that how bad you hate justin beiber?you dont want him in heaven?


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balthiersbit Posted: 15:19 Dec07 2010 Post ID: 2934573
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Id ask him...why does it always rain on me?

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sphynxx Posted: 18:47 Dec07 2010 Post ID: 2934666
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^It's because you lied when you were Seventeen.


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SomeWhere Posted: 05:16 Dec08 2010 Post ID: 2934806
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Sounds like it's a freakin chatbot. Anyways, it was good lulz. Especially the last part.
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Town Idiot25 Posted: 07:56 Dec08 2010 Post ID: 2934838
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Cataclysm Posted: 09:59 Dec08 2010 Post ID: 2934854
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I'd wait for God to say something. I'm not much of a conversation starter.
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superbird5005 Posted: 14:58 Dec08 2010 Post ID: 2934904
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You may now ask God anything

Stupid thing really, its AI is...well judge for yourself.
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sphynxx Posted: 21:58 Dec08 2010 Post ID: 2935083
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God chat thing said:Me:
Do you like buttsores?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.


Uhh, alrighty then.

Tch, ask the chatbot "what is a Heathen" it hasn't been programmed with a response xD But all in all, it's a pretty stupid chatbat ;_;


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Symphony Posted: 23:40 Dec08 2010 Post ID: 2935096
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sphynxx said:
God chat thing said:God:
I love TV shows about robots.
I wonder if that's an intentional reference to the Transformers scene in Clerks II? Haha
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