Make A Wish, At A Price

Granted, but you just don't understand, so let me explain:
A glitch in the system added $20 to your "balance" but as the bank has a safe with each dollar deposited, and nobody gave you $20, your balance is incorrect.


I wish I could graduate school

Granted, you graduate...when you are 72 years old.

I wish I didn't feel like I'm catching another cold.

Granted, you catch a cold.

I wish I could play The Sims 1 on my computer

Granted, but then your computer won't run any other programs, and that includes Windows.

I wish Windows 10 didn't suck.

Granted, it's a complete copy of Windows XP.

I wish my other computer worked

Granted, it now has a job waiting tables at The Cheesecake Factory.

I'd rather have Windows XP than Windows 10 to be perfectly honest.

I wish I knew what happened to Windows 9.

Granted, but the old favourite of your head imploding when you hear the truth occurs.

I also wish for Windows XP to be back.

Granted, it turn out to be the real Windows 9. but upgrading to that costs more money than you have.

I wish newer versions of Windows were actually BETTER than old versions, and were still compatible with older software.

Granted, but you can't access them.

I wish there were more days of holidays.

Granted, you get one more but then the school board decides you're getting too many holidays and adds two weeks to the school year.

I wish anti-virus software would go down in price without going down in quality.

Granted, but they come with a terrible system lag which slows down your computer like a old 1995 IBM computer.

I wish everyone had super fast internet speeds.

Granted, everyone except you had them. Yours is slow as dial-up.

I wish upgrading my cell phone didn't require going to an actual AT&T store.

Granted, but there is a massive charge for the upgrade(and the closest store is now 1,000 miles away).

I wish I could speak Japanese.

Edit // This thread is closed. There is a version 3 that can be located here.

« Last edited by Aeon-Flux on Jul 19th 2016 »

Granted, but you can no longer speak Engish.

I wanted a chance to corrupt your final wish before the thread was closed. Ir was kind of fun for a while having two of them.

I wish for this thread to be reopened. Oh, wait, I'm a Smod!

GRANTED BY ME!

I wish for people to post here now.

« Last edited by CrypticWizard on May 1st 2017 »

Granted, but they post once before leaving.

I think the Windows 9 was something to do with the "95" and "98" OSes.

I wish this wasn't closed in the first place.

Granted, I do so by reversing time, but this has the minor inconvenience of unraveling the thread of reality and the entire universe implodes in on itself and the end of all existence.

Window 95 and 98 were numbered for the year of their release, 1995 and 1998 respectively. They were NOT Windows 9 The were followed by ME, then XP, then Vista, and then 7.

I wish people would stop telling me that I need to eat healthier.

« Last edited by CrypticWizard on May 1st 2017 »

Granted, but nobody in the world says anything. This means the world has more violence and everybody blames you.

I read something saying they didn't call it "9" because of how they made Windows 95 and 98 "Windows 9x". And then I saw something about one other ones being nicknames Windows 9.

I wish viruses didn't exist. The sickness and computer.

Granted, but before they are eradicated you and your computer catch every single one.

I wish I had more desk space.

Granted, your whole house becomes a desk.

I wish these wishes would stop having unrealistic outcomes.