Ill Start It
1)When you're about to board a plane and you check the cockpit for campers
2)When you make breakfest with akimbo butterknifes
3)You threating a bully at school with your AC-130
4)when you call a box from the mail man a care package
5)You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out
6)You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."
7)when you look around the shop/department store you work in and think...."This would make a great multiplayer map"
8)You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building
9)The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck