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BURNOUTFREAK Posted: 15:13 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009150
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balthiersbit said:So let me get this straight..

We are to get married
Have half chicken half hag kids (just to stick it to Volke)
and have a honeymoon in my pants?

Just one question? How do you know that I havent already married you, had your kids and sold them on ebay for a grand each?

XD Been waiting for that moment for 2 days now.
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AK GMAN14 Posted: 16:33 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009193
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I place an Explicit Grossness warning in teh evil forum of lies.

WARNING EXPLICIT GROSSNESS!

« Last edited by AK GMAN14 on May 30th 2011 »
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Craizen Posted: 16:34 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009194
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Dearly Beloved, we are today to join Blue Chicken and Nikki Old Hag Lady in Holy Matrimony
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AK GMAN14 Posted: 16:38 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009195
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No stop it I'll have nightmares.
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Forgoten_Scars Posted: 16:43 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009197
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Craizen said:Dearly Beloved, we are today to join Blue Chicken and Nikki Old Hag Lady in Holy Matrimony

About time someone steps up to the challenge and marries us. Do carry on. ;)
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Symmetry Posted: 16:57 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009201
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Pollo! How could you cheat on me like this? ;_;
I thought we had something special.

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I hope you get the cooties. ene

There you go, obligatory melodrama to complete the experience. c:
Well, a time-traveling phone booth can only take you so far...
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Forgoten_Scars Posted: 17:01 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009202
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Oh lawd, another past wife is coming up out of the wood works to get me. I'm so sorry Gabby! You're still the best I've ever had! D;
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Symmetry Posted: 17:03 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009204
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No, I see how it is. I'm just not special enough for you. >/

It's okay. You'll be sorry when you get the cooties and turn all pink and cootie-like. ene

I would also hate it if your chicken feed suddenly disappeared one day and never came back. :I
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Craizen Posted: 17:05 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009205
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This lovely couple, has been bound by the ties of love, and matched by the stars. They have written their own lovely vows, but Fluffy proceeded to eat them.
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Forgoten_Scars Posted: 17:07 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009206
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Well, I know something that may cheer you up. SC supports all forms of polygamy. Get your white dress on and we can make this wedding a three way. Wiseguy

And you leave my feed out of this.
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Craizen Posted: 17:14 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009212
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And as he proceeded to fart rainbows of joy after digesting, AK GMAN, our cute little Ring Bearer brought the Rings to be presented.
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Symmetry Posted: 17:16 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009213
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Oh man, who told you about the dress I wore last Friday? >/
...Why I oughta....

I don't like three ways. You know how bad I am at sharing. ;(

And no, you should marry your feed, too. ;v;
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Will d (mr ramdom) Posted: 17:19 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009214
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Oh, Pollo, I wish I had you amazing interwebz pulling skillz. :(

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Craizen Posted: 17:25 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009222
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But I must ask, If there are any who believe these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Da Reaper said: You better hold your peace.
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Symmetry Posted: 17:30 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009226
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No, I don't think Pollo should marry BB. ene

He should marry his chicken feed.

Because he loves it so much. =_=#
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Craizen Posted: 17:32 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009227
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Barring Jealous ex-housewives, I now pronounce you two Husband and Wife. You may peck the bride.


D'aaaawww
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Forgoten_Scars Posted: 17:37 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009232
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*Pecks at Nikki's face.*
This is the happiest day of my life. It's even better than that time I found a nickle in between my toes. <3

I love you too Gabby.
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Craizen Posted: 17:44 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009234
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You can grow money in-between your toes? Eh
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peanut butter ownage Posted: 18:06 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009244
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Um, I wanted to get to the wedding reception... but now I'm in Kentucky. Directions?


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PurgingLight Posted: 18:18 May30 2011 Post ID: 3009251
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So let me get this straight...

I leave for a few days because of a divorce, then come back, and see the wackiest wedding?

Only here I suppose...

Have fun with those half-chicken children of yours! I wish you the best!!!
By reading this, you lost the game. Oh, and want to pet my puppy? It doesn't bite.

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