We all have our favourites; whether that be because they're cheesy, cute, hilarious or so awful they're amazing. So, post here and show everyone just how smooth your talk really is. Some of my personal favourites are:
"Your lips look lonely; would they like to meet mine?"
"Want to see a magic trick? Because I can make your virginity disappear!"
"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."
Please, come share your amazing one-liners!
So much love to danzx for this. <3
And lots to Cyndevia for the avy! <3