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What should I watch your BBC?

Listen to Fox News. The fox never lies for he lacks the capacity to speak but sometimes he brings newspapers over from other gardens. Anything he doesn't like is censored or altered though, which is strange.

- "God Bless Lawn!"

KingofLawn said:

My Lawn does not need strategy. It has superior firepower, the support of the people, and, of course, God. My Lawn finishes all fights and makes sure the world knows it.

- "God Bless Lawn!"

Superior firepower? I THINK NOT!

Ah yes, I like to call my air force the messengers. They deliver freedom to the unenlightened in the form of explosives. Such beautiful creations.

I believe all Lawnicans of age and with a license should be able to own a nuclear warhead and at least one jet fighter to protect their families from possible dangers.

- "God Bless Lawn!"

That sounds safe.

KingofCorn said:

What should I watch your BBC?

BBC = British Broadcast Channel. How am I supposed to watch it in Japan?

You're in Japan?

Yes. Does Jicchi sound like a British name to you?

Well, Jicchi is my 'family name'. My 'person name' is Noriko (yes, I'm a girl )

You're a girl? Well I can't say I'm not surprised.

Lol Jicchi is a girl. Anyway did we stop talking about Israel?

Why are you surprised? Because I'm out-arguing you in every thread, yet your beliefs are so backwards you simply can't comprehend the idea of a female being equal or superior to a male?

No I just imagine everyone on the internet is an overweight 35 years old male(don't know why I think that). I don't completely believe you. If you wish to prove it(you don't have to) you can write your username on your hand and post a picture of it. Until then I'm skeptical.

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KingofCorn said:

No I just imagine everyone on the internet is an overweight 35 years old male(don't know why I think that). I don't completely believe you. If you wish to prove it(you don't have to) you can write your username on your hand and post a picture of it. Until then I'm skeptical.

lol no one has to prove anything to you.

ok seriously from shitty talk about something to shitty pictures of planes I had to put in effort to scroll through this topic is going way off

hey vasco!

now lets get back to the topic at hand

will this fit? y/n?

My goodness he is way to happy.

KingofCorn said:

No I just imagine everyone on the internet is an overweight 35 years old male(don't know why I think that). I don't completely believe you. If you wish to prove it(you don't have to) you can write your username on your hand and post a picture of it. Until then I'm skeptical.

Seeing as you make everyone solve stupid riddles to find out more about yourself (nobody knows anything much about you, because they simply don't care!), here's one YOU have to solve to get me to do that! Here's a famous Japanese riddle:

A man walks into a 'classic' bar in Tokyo ('classic' bars are what us Japanese call bars that have a 'classic Japan' theme and sell mostly sak� and other traditional Japanese drinks). An old woman sits at the bar with her drunk sleeping husband. The man walks up to her and asks 'I can see you were once very beautiful. Do you have a teenage granddaughter who is single?'. The woman replies 'Yes I do. But she only likes men who let her go to bed with strangers once a week.' The man says 'I would be willing to let her do that for one month a year.' The grandmother says 'Ok, I give her your phone number.'

After three weeks of dating, the man marries the granddaughter and they remain happily married for the next 28 years, until they are killed in a car accident. So here's the riddle:

What answer do you get when you take 28 (the number of years they were married), multiply it with the number of men the wife went to bed with during their marriage, subtract the number of children who were probably illegitimate, and divide it by the number of times the grandmother beat Final Fantasy VII and add the number of times she fell asleep on train journeys.

It's a surprisingly easy riddle. If you can't figure it out, you're an idiot! Good luck.

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I hate Kanji ;_;

E: This forum doesn't support Hiragana? That's disappointing.

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Jicchi said:

KingofCorn said:

What should I watch your BBC?

BBC = British Broadcast Channel. How am I supposed to watch it in Japan?

I don't know, the same way he's apparently suppose to watch news that's not American in America.

Someone is a bit of a hypocrite.

I have comcast and can watch BBC