screencheat2 Posted: 16:34 Nov08 2005
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Here's another one.
Stewie: What the dush do you want?.. No I don't have any bloody change. Now.. is this thing still on? Oh hell.
Stewie: What the dush do you want?.. No I don't have any bloody change. Now.. is this thing still on? Oh hell.
FFN account with some stories. ._. People say they're pretty good, so check them out! Please? *puppy eyes*
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
cheater900 Posted: 15:12 Nov11 2005
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this one is from a TV show they were watching or something:
Husband: I'm not really a man. I'm a woman.(Becomes a woman)
Wife: Oh my god, you're a woman?
Husband: No, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse.(Becomes a horse)
Wife: Oh my god, you're a horse?!
Husband: No, I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom.(Becomes a broom and falls over)
Wife: Oh my god you're a broom?!
Talk show host: How does this make you feel?
Wife: Dianne, I am shocked and surprised.
Husband: I'm not really a man. I'm a woman.(Becomes a woman)
Wife: Oh my god, you're a woman?
Husband: No, I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse.(Becomes a horse)
Wife: Oh my god, you're a horse?!
Husband: No, I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom.(Becomes a broom and falls over)
Wife: Oh my god you're a broom?!
Talk show host: How does this make you feel?
Wife: Dianne, I am shocked and surprised.
Have you ever had something that you thought you had figured out, but then realized you had no idea?
jimmyrock Posted: 01:15 Dec30 2005
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peter:dont worry she'll probably end up with some idiot
peter putts the ball and misses
peter:damn
missses again
peter:damn
and so on so on
peter putts the ball and misses
peter:damn
missses again
peter:damn
and so on so on
this is nuckin futs
Kagome42594 Posted: 20:02 Jul25 2006
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My favorite quotes are
Peter:wait a minute,your telling me that I flew all the way to kentucky,to get some of your fried chicken,and the colonel(kernal)isn't even working today?
Worker:He dead
Peter:What?
Worker:I say he dead
Peter:..........The colonel(kernal)!!!!!
Doctor:(to stewie)Hmmm,29 lbs,that's big for your age.
Stewie:(to doctor)well sorry for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials
Peter:wait a minute,your telling me that I flew all the way to kentucky,to get some of your fried chicken,and the colonel(kernal)isn't even working today?
Worker:He dead
Peter:What?
Worker:I say he dead
Peter:..........The colonel(kernal)!!!!!
Doctor:(to stewie)Hmmm,29 lbs,that's big for your age.
Stewie:(to doctor)well sorry for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials
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dark_wolf_33 Posted: 20:13 Jul25 2006
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Hehe I like..
"Holy crip he's a crapple!" Peter, after seeing that Joe is crippled.
Peter is running down the street, trips, and falls. "Shhhhh..ohhh...shhhhhh..ohhh...shhhh...ohhhh" And So on.
Chris: No!
Louis: No!
Meg: No!
All of a sudden, the kool aid guy bashes in. "OH YEAH!"
Meg: "Actually, the Sweeds are a varied sized people, who share great culture and heritage." The "The More You Know" Thing comes on behind her. It then goes to Peter.
Peter: Yeah, which is more than Canada gave us..." There is a moment of silence.."....Canada Sucks!"
"Holy crip he's a crapple!" Peter, after seeing that Joe is crippled.
Peter is running down the street, trips, and falls. "Shhhhh..ohhh...shhhhhh..ohhh...shhhh...ohhhh" And So on.
Chris: No!
Louis: No!
Meg: No!
All of a sudden, the kool aid guy bashes in. "OH YEAH!"
Meg: "Actually, the Sweeds are a varied sized people, who share great culture and heritage." The "The More You Know" Thing comes on behind her. It then goes to Peter.
Peter: Yeah, which is more than Canada gave us..." There is a moment of silence.."....Canada Sucks!"
dariganminion_2006 Posted: 20:33 Jul25 2006
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u did it wrong it goes like this
lois:it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv
peter:but where are those good old fashioned values
all:on which we used to rely
lucky there's a family guy lucky there's a man who positivily can do all the things that make us
stewie:laugh and cry
all:he's are family guy!
lois:it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv
peter:but where are those good old fashioned values
all:on which we used to rely
lucky there's a family guy lucky there's a man who positivily can do all the things that make us
stewie:laugh and cry
all:he's are family guy!
sk8rboy Posted: 23:14 Jul25 2006
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Mine is(I don't quite remember how it went)
I think it was...
Peter: Hey Brian, there's a secret message in my soup.It says "OOOOO"
Brian: Peter, those are Cherrios.
I think it was...
Peter: Hey Brian, there's a secret message in my soup.It says "OOOOO"
Brian: Peter, those are Cherrios.
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dark_wolf_33 Posted: 23:37 Jul25 2006
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It goes...
Peter: Brian, there's a message in my alphabits! It says "oooo"!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Peter:(Watching someone get out of a car) Are you Big Fat Paulie?
Man: (Punches Peter) No...and I have weight issues...
Peter:(Seeing another car coming) Are you Big Fat Paulie?
Woman: Ugh! (Sprays Peter with pepperspray.)
Peter:(Seeing another car come up.) Are you..ugh..are you Big Fat Paulie?
Man:(Kicks Peter's shin) No, I'm Louie Anderson!
Peter: (Singing) Can't Touch me..can't touch me....can't touch me...I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot, I don't care if you are Handicapped I'll still park in your spot..can't touch me...can't touch me...(Stops singing and stands beside hot girl) Except for you...you can touch me.
Peter: Brian, there's a message in my alphabits! It says "oooo"!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Peter:(Watching someone get out of a car) Are you Big Fat Paulie?
Man: (Punches Peter) No...and I have weight issues...
Peter:(Seeing another car coming) Are you Big Fat Paulie?
Woman: Ugh! (Sprays Peter with pepperspray.)
Peter:(Seeing another car come up.) Are you..ugh..are you Big Fat Paulie?
Man:(Kicks Peter's shin) No, I'm Louie Anderson!
Peter: (Singing) Can't Touch me..can't touch me....can't touch me...I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot, I don't care if you are Handicapped I'll still park in your spot..can't touch me...can't touch me...(Stops singing and stands beside hot girl) Except for you...you can touch me.
zoids.com Posted: 13:09 Jul26 2006
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