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hunter15shadow Posted: 20:09 Feb23 2006
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self explanitory find a dumb crime and post it here and there are a lot of dumb crimes going on everyday so be unique
ill start
A true story out of San Francisco:
It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked
into the branch and wrote "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in
this bag."While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might
call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the
Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After
waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo
teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was
not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
accept his stick up note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated,
the man said "Ok" and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the
police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in
line back at Bank of America.
ill start
A true story out of San Francisco:
It seems a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked
into the branch and wrote "This iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in
this bag."While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller,
he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might
call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the
Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After
waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo
teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was
not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
accept his stick up note because it was written on a Bank of America
deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo
deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated,
the man said "Ok" and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the
police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in
line back at Bank of America.
retroguy Posted: 20:12 Feb23 2006
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Wow that guy is a serious dumbbutt.
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hunter15shadow Posted: 20:38 Feb23 2006
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heres another but next time try posting one too makes this thread funny to read
R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing
their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officer's asked him for a piece of identification. Gaitlin give them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed Gaitlin was wanted for a two year old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.
R.C. Gaitlin, 21, walked up to two patrol officers who were showing
their squad car computer equipment to children in a Detroit neighborhood. When he asked how the system worked, the officer's asked him for a piece of identification. Gaitlin give them his driver's license, they entered it into the computer, and moments later they arrested Gaitlin because information on the screen showed Gaitlin was wanted for a two year old armed robbery in St. Louis, Missouri.
dark_king Posted: 00:27 Feb24 2006
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lol thats not very smart to do
Titan_Omega Posted: 09:40 Feb24 2006
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True story except I'm not sure where this took place.
A jewlery store was robbed & the police decided to interogate one of their suspects. They asked if he robbed the jewlery store & he told them he couldn't have robbed it because he was down the street robbing the liquor store.
Not very smart but at least he's honest,eh?
A jewlery store was robbed & the police decided to interogate one of their suspects. They asked if he robbed the jewlery store & he told them he couldn't have robbed it because he was down the street robbing the liquor store.
Not very smart but at least he's honest,eh?
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hunter15shadow Posted: 14:44 Feb24 2006
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omg!!!!!! really stupid hahahahahaha here i got another
Also from San Francisco: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture...of handcuffs.
Also from San Francisco: A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture...of handcuffs.
r and c mega Posted: 15:46 Feb24 2006
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This happened somewhere in America...
Two cops were on their patrol in their car, at about three in the morning when they saw a car with its brake light flashing. They drove round and got the driver to pull over and questioned him.
"Sir, do you realise your brake lights are flashing?" they asked
"Yeah, of course" he answered
"Do you know that's illegal?" To which the guy replied
"Yeah, but I'm kinda drunk and I don't want anyone to hit my car"
The guy got jailed for drink-driving but not for his brake lights flashing.
Two cops were on their patrol in their car, at about three in the morning when they saw a car with its brake light flashing. They drove round and got the driver to pull over and questioned him.
"Sir, do you realise your brake lights are flashing?" they asked
"Yeah, of course" he answered
"Do you know that's illegal?" To which the guy replied
"Yeah, but I'm kinda drunk and I don't want anyone to hit my car"
The guy got jailed for drink-driving but not for his brake lights flashing.
sigs are for losers
gamefan06 Posted: 01:45 Feb25 2006
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LOL!!!
This one guy broke into an armored car and took several bags. However, these bags were all pennies. The weight slowed him down so much that the police arrested the guy about 15 feet away from the armored car just a couple minutes later.
This one guy broke into an armored car and took several bags. However, these bags were all pennies. The weight slowed him down so much that the police arrested the guy about 15 feet away from the armored car just a couple minutes later.
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hunter15shadow Posted: 15:18 Feb25 2006
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LOL!!!!!
Oklahoma City... Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your [expletive] head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "-if I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30 year sentence.
Oklahoma City... Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should have blown your [expletive] head off." The defendant paused, then quickly added, "-if I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes to convict Newton and recommended a 30 year sentence.
a blind kid Posted: 17:22 Feb25 2006
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One day, a robber decided to hold up a thrift store. He came in to buy some beer, when he placed his wallet(and his I.D.) on the counter. He then held a gun at point blank to the cashier's head, and the robber took all of the money out of the register, and bolted out of the store...without his wallet.
One day, a robber decided to hold up a thrift store. He came in to buy some beer, when he placed his wallet(and his I.D.) on the counter. He then held a gun at point blank to the cashier's head, and the robber took all of the money out of the register, and bolted out of the store...without his wallet.
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