This is a cheery topic
Will slip on a banana skin, get hit on the head by an orange, fall off a bridge and land in a pool of sharks. They will rip this perosn to pieces, but he will be rescued just before his death. Them when he's in the rescue helicopter, he'll fall out and land on a sharp rock. However, he doesn't die and makes his way home. He gets in, puts on the kettle, and burns his hand. After this, he cools it down but the tap brakes and floods his house, causing him to swim outside. Then lightning strikes the water and he dies