evil twist

granted but you cant have any.

i wish everyone wished to make my life better i some way or the other.

WGB you die
i wish for nothing

wish granted but you actually get something, a vomiting cat with udders and white hair with black spots that looks like a mini cow that is also downstairs in my room.

i wish there was actually a show on comedy central right now instead of that gay stuff.

Granted, its a hidden camera show that shows embarrasing videos of you. you become so embarrased, you hang yourself

i wish all emos would die

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wgb you die with them.
I wish for a girlfriend.

WGB she weighs 1 tonne and is 10 feet tall.

I wish for a sandwich.

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granted, but theres nothing in the sandwich, just two slices of moldy bread

i wish for an iPod

granted, but the earplugs get stuck inside your ear and refuse to be removed from the iPod, the on and pause buttons cease to work, the battery never runs out, you lose the cable that connects it to your computer and the only song on it is Crazy Frog over and over again. Yes, you may want to shoot yourself at this point.

I wish I had better luck with girls.

WGB,they all have boyfriends
i wish my headache would go...

Granted, but the headache doesnt actually go away, but is distracted by the throbbing pain in your chest. heart attack!!

i wish for a puppy

Granted, but it's a man-eating puppy.

I wish for a new Laptop.

granted, but its got permanent parental controls on it *gasp*

i wish my man eating puppy would eat all the emos

granted but he mistakes you for one.

i wish i wasnt so tired.

WGB now you are so hyper that you are shaking and have a heart attack.

I wish for france to win the World Cup.

WGB the cup was stolen

i wish kakashi hatake(my guy in avy and sig)was real

WGB he will fall off a building
(brandon might get his wish)
i wish that I had every chanel known to man

WGB you can't watch them
i wish i had a custom avatar

Wish granted, it's permanently a custom avatar of Ron.

I wish I had some jellybeans.

wish granted but when you eat them you throw them right back up.

i wish brandon would come to his senses and realize there is no way his wish will ever come true.

WGB it does come true
i wish i knew who ron was