In 5th grade I was one of the least popular kids in school. The most popular girl in school said I creep her out as well. But I found out she was just lying and she really does like but she did not want to lose here "cool". I bet she likes you. Do u have any friends that are friends with her?
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.