Most Embarressing Injury!!

Well, mine is terrible, but before I post it, I want to see if anyone else has something bad that can match it...

If peoples are not understanding...

EG. Say your walking down the street in a busy city, and you sprain your ankle and fall over, and when you stand up and limp away your pants fall down, baring your bare *** for all to see.

And for those wondering, no, my story is worse than that.

Umm, I got my arm stuck (badly) in elevator door, because someone was holding the [CLOSE] button. LOL

« Last edited by fdg on Sep 7th 2006 »

This is sorta embarassing when I was 9 I fell off of a ladder to a slide I fell on my back so I had to walk hunched over like an old man for a few weeks :(

On 07-Sep-2006 fdg said:

Umm, I got my arm stuck (badly) in elevator door, because someone was holding the [CLOSE] button. LOL

lol I havent heard of that happeniing to anyone before[b][/b]

Those dont even come close to mine O_O


Anyone else?

Why don't you say yours?

I once punched my brother in the stomach and broke my finger... he had a cutting board under his shirt.

I broke my arm because I was wearing stilletos in the middle of January and slipped on a pile of wet leaves. Tragic, that.

I got my manhood trapped by a door

Not really.. I don't really have one, I got pushed in a pond if that counts as an injury...

No broken penis? Awww. =( You've stolen my right to roffle.

Lewis, don't even joke about that... *Shudders*

I've said this a dozen times before, but... stepping on a cat, falling down a flight of stairs and fracturing my spine.

Yeah, my intention was to make every guy on the site cringe with horror

Hol: Too bad :P

Cez, no matter how many times I hear that is will always be funny.

Rofl.

You succeeded. In an unnecessarily horrid way.

w00t!

Now that i think about it, I remember being pushed into a wall and fracturing my skull... I got pushed by a girl in the year below me though :(

Heh, that's easily the most embarrassing one so far.

« Last edited by Pandaemonium on Sep 8th 2006 »

i think mine is swinging on a swing and flipping back and smacking my head on the concrete

On 08-Sep-2006 annefranman52 said:

w00t!

Now that i think about it, I remember being pushed into a wall and fracturing my skull... I got pushed by a girl in the year below me though :(

haha lmao how embarrasing

Ok i think i can post mine now...

Ok so im on a bike biking up our really really long drive way, theres a tin iron fence on one side, and a solid wooden fence (The Wood would survive being hit with an axe). So im pedalling hard as i can, i Estimate i was going about 20KM/H then suddenly the bike starts shaking and turns full speed into the fence while my 2 younger cousin and our mate were watching, the reason why one of my younger cousins and our friend was watching? I WENT THROUGH THE FREAKING FENCE!, but at the impact, My *** slipped off the seat, and i crushed my Anatomy full speed on the Bikes metal support frame. I thought it was just my Stomach hurting, but any good male knows that if you get hit in the balls it hurts your stomach, i didnt know of this yet.

BUT WAIT!, It just gets better :D

So i go to my nans house (Who lives next door :D) and she gave me some huggles :D. But anyway, there was a tiny dark spot on my crotch, everyone joked about me splitting my balls open, so my nana took me into her room and whispered to me to just go have a look

So off i go into the bathroom, i lock the door, and pull down my pants, and im horrified to see a about 3CM deep cut down my Scrotum (For the noobs, thats your Balls sack) what made it more disturbing is the fact i could actually see my Testies (AHHHH!!!)

I linger back in to the room, after just dabbing it with a tissue, I whispered to my nana, and off we went to the doctor

I thought, good, only this doctor will know. I hoped for a female doctor (CAUSE IM NOT FREAKING GAY!) but no, i get a male doctor who examines my scrotum, AND MAN HANDLES IT, just when i feared the stitches, he said, No no, you will have to go see another specialist, i'll refer you to some other doctor, and i was pretty annoyed there, now another freaking doctor would see my anatomy

So off we go to the next doctor, and once agian, its a guy :(
So he takes me into the examining room, and he looks horrified when he sees my prescription which says "Open Wound On Scrotum" he looks at me as if hes kidding then he goes to his toture tools (I fear the stitches), But no stitches, ITS HOT FREAKING GLUE!!!

Ok so this new doctor manhandles me aswell, and Put Boiling hot glue which stings like hell on it and then tells me to go home and rest.

I walk like John Wayne for two weeks...


Oh and to top it off it was school holidays so it pretty much screwed up my holidays...




NOW SOMEBODY BEAT THAT!

Oh ye Gods, that's harsh. I wouldn't wish that fate upon anyone.

...Ouch.

That's so harsh... I am glad that didn't happen to me...

^ I honestly wish i could say the same, but no i couldnt.