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Right one very hot and sweaty day a man had dropped his suitcase in a front lawn of a hardcore loving man named bob.

Then bob found the suitcase and saw the address.

he had no time so he shipped it to china.

Then a chinese couple found it and bought it from a market stall.

Right now you lot tell me what happens next ok.

They then sold It on the black market

Then the police got a tip off and arrested them.

and the police put it in the evidence room

The the police came in and investigated them and they replied back 'ching chong wang'
The police didn't know what they were chatting about so they sent the suitcase to Africa


Answer back

while on its way to africa (via airmail) the pilot was drunk and he crashed the plane and the suitcase was intercepted by chimpanzees. Then an African called Tarzan sent it back to the return address (Bob)

Haha,this is funny.

Then once Bob gets the suictcase (didnt fit through the letter box so the postie lobbed it through the living room window) he decidedly doesn't care and @r$$e$ it back out of the hole in the window then it is abducted by aliens.

Then it got opened,revealing 7 year old pants that have never been washed,and the Aliens lobbed it at the Sun.

then the sun BBQd them which made a huge stench for 2 minutes and everything died except from........

me nan.lol!!!

but then the sun hated the 7 year old pants so much that the sun exploded it sending it to a far distant planet called planet gogogogogogoggogo.
It it a gogogogogogogog citizen named gohod and then the alien had shouted it out.
But a big meteor came and crashed gohod and the suitcase was left there.
990 years later a group of gogogogogogogog (now called gogo) called the gogo maniacs found it and blasted it into space.
Now you decide where it goes next.

I'll finish off a bit.
Then it went into the milkyway and past planet BOSOB.
Then...

...it crashed into earth again on its way through space,it front of a museam.

But then it went past the museum and went head first into an army military and then was blasted to America and then a man called Snoop Dogg was doing a new song in his studio and then the suitcase came crashing down again hitting the camerman and the Snoop's manager came and saw it and then he called Popye the sailor man and then popye came and ate some spinach and then chucked it into a galaxy called the galaxy and went into planet HUOP were it landed near an active volcano.
Then...

...Then because nobody was writing a spell was cursed onto everyone saying write in this post but then...