Stupidest Questions Ever Asked

Every question I ask is stupid

You are watching a movie, and something really cool happens. You nearly always get that one dumbass who feels they have to ask the question "Did you see that!?"

Or when you go to the hairdressers, after they cut your hair:
"Is that too short?"

YEAH, WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT BI-A-TCH!? GLUE IT BACK ON!?

Also, I hate it at parties etc, when you are absolutely sloshed, and someone asks you "How much have you had to drink?" UUUUGGGHHH!! How the f*ck am I sposed to know? Im not counting, and even if I was I would have forgotten by now.

When people are sober enough to ask me that question, my favourite reply is "Obviously more than you" and hand them a drink

« Last edited by Leprekorn on Mar 4th 2007 »

^ Good call on that last line there, that is absolute class XD

yeah

Three words or more, mate. It's spam otherwise.

One of the most idiotic questions I've been asked recently is "Have you got the time?". This is stupid for two reasons:

1. They could see my watch on my wrist.
2. There was a clock on the wall behind me, which meant they were looking at it when they asked.

well i got asked


*is that a shirt that you've got on*
*yes*
*oh i never noticed*
and we were out for about an hour together


and my teacher asked me when i was in maths

*did you get that wright*

and i said i don't know you tell me

"How's the weather?"

It's only stupid because someone asked me it to break the silence while we were talking to each other face to face.

Well quite recently I got my head like dragged across a pitch with sand in it so when I went into school some people were like: "Whoa, how'd you get that?" So I explain and in the next hour they ask it again.

My cousin and i had a conversation:

Me:your so dumb,thats why im mean
Her:why are you so mean?
ME:God your retarded
Her: Why?
ME: shut it

LOL thats funny your retarded why

On 03-Mar-2007 Simple Theory said:

In my sophomore physics class, in the first week or so, we were reviewing our pre-calculus from the year before because a lot of it is used in physics. We were on right triangles and discussing their properties and all... Then a girl raises her hand and asks "If there's a right triangle, shouldn't there be a left!?"

Is there a top and bottom triangle too?

Mine was asking a girl out...

Me: Um...Hi
Girl: Yes?
Me: Well... i was going to sa- IS THAT A BLOUSE! (I bellowed)
Girl: Yes?
Me: Willyougoutwime?
Girl: Pardon?
Me: Will you go out with me?
Girl: Il think about it

My stupids question is the blouse one.

On 03-Mar-2007 Heat of the moment said:

How much wood would a wood Chuck chuck if a wood Chuck could chuck wood? You don't know the answer?? It's 17.

Actually,
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

On 04-Mar-2007 Town Idiot25 said:

Actually,
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

And then we would get shot and die, the end to him.

Stupid question a mate asked.

Where's the book on how to read?

Pathetic.

How big is the universe? Why do people die? Do I care?

On 04-Mar-2007 Town Idiot25 said:

Actually,
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood and that would be 17.

On 04-Mar-2007 Town Idiot25 said:

Actually,
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Actually, the question doesn't ask how much wood it COULD chuck.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Just being picky. :P

Yesterday someone asked me what color their hair was. I'm not even kidding. They dye their hair like every other day and honestly forgot.

One time at a party, a lady asked me if I would like some cake...

The reason for this being stupid is that: OFCOURSE I WANT CAKE!!!, Who could resist cake, especially chocolate mudcake (Which is what it was)

Oh there is fruitcake ofcourse, you bin that sh*t as soon as you get it :D

Hmm... Well, this guy asks lots of stupid questions, but nobody can get them right...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCkYfYa8ePI

On 03-Mar-2007 WWII Corporal said:

I was once asked "Are you a police officer?" and they were dead serious! I was in my air cadet uniform so it might make sense.

Are you in Civil Air Patrol Or something?

I think that the stupid question that you can ever ask somebody is "Are you okay?" That has to be the dumbest question to ask somebody, I just got hit by a car of course I'm not "okay", I'm as far from okay as you can be. but the other day I was asked "Do you work here?" by some costumer at a grocery store when I had on a basketball jersey and shorts on.