"See, that's the thing," said Chaos, grinning. "I would have invited you, but there were just a few problems. First, I was halfway across the world. Second, I was actually supposed to be working, and the boss said not to bring any friends. Third, I didn't have a clue where you were, man! So, what're you guys doing around these parts?"
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.