I have sort of created an alternate ego in my mind. A madman, of sorts. When things become stressful, annoying, or someone generally pisses me off, I go nuts, causing mayhem and and destruction.
...Like smashing a guy's face into the cement for calling my girlfriend a whore...
...Or making an ex-marine look like an idiot for throwing a rock through my car window...
...Or throwing a computer through a window, because they wouldn't fix it for under $1000...