Twilight_Sasuke Posted: 23:27 Oct13 2007
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i sort of get that joke but its not so funny. 3/10.
Here's one.....
Q. What has one head, one foot & four legs?
A. A Bed
Here's one.....
Q. What has one head, one foot & four legs?
A. A Bed
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Sacred_Light Posted: 00:52 Oct14 2007
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i get it but its not funny...
2/10
Q. what did batman say to robin before they got into the car?
A. Robin get in the car!
2/10
Q. what did batman say to robin before they got into the car?
A. Robin get in the car!
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Twilight_Sasuke Posted: 01:04 Oct14 2007
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huh 2/10. Knock Knock
Who's there?
the thing
the thing who?
The thing thats gonna clobber you!!
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marty963 Posted: 01:25 Oct14 2007
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Not funny 1/10
Okay heres one (sorry if this is inappropriate, but its funny)
When design engineers get together they talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become
« Last edited by marty963 on Oct 14th 2007 »
Okay heres one (sorry if this is inappropriate, but its funny)
When design engineers get together they talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become
« Last edited by marty963 on Oct 14th 2007 »
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Da Corbster Posted: 03:39 Oct14 2007
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lol 6/10
An auditor is hard at work auditing a manufacturing plant. He spots one worker at the end of the shift, that worker is always carrying a wheelbarrow covered with an opaque cloth. The auditor is certain something is fishy. He asks the security to check the wheelbarrow. Many surprise checks, security finds nothing. On the last day of the audit the auditor goes to the worker and asks, "Alright, I give up. I know you are taking something. I cannot prove it . I do not want to pursue it. I just want to know. What are you stealing?" The worker replies, "Wheelbarrows."
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An auditor is hard at work auditing a manufacturing plant. He spots one worker at the end of the shift, that worker is always carrying a wheelbarrow covered with an opaque cloth. The auditor is certain something is fishy. He asks the security to check the wheelbarrow. Many surprise checks, security finds nothing. On the last day of the audit the auditor goes to the worker and asks, "Alright, I give up. I know you are taking something. I cannot prove it . I do not want to pursue it. I just want to know. What are you stealing?" The worker replies, "Wheelbarrows."
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Sacred_Light Posted: 18:08 Oct14 2007
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lol 7/10
What do you call a snail on a ship?
a snailor.
lol... its off spongebob sqaurepants.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
a snailor.
lol... its off spongebob sqaurepants.
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Da Corbster Posted: 11:35 Oct17 2007
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1/10 Wow craptastic!
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.
It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.
"Yes. You have no ears."
He quickly eliminated the first candidate.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.
"Yes. You have no ears."
He quickly eliminated the second candidate.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.
"Yes. You're wearing contacts."
Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?"
"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."
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A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company.
It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate.
"Yes. You have no ears."
He quickly eliminated the first candidate.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate.
"Yes. You have no ears."
He quickly eliminated the second candidate.
"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate.
"Yes. You're wearing contacts."
Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?"
"You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."
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Cheat Queen Posted: 11:54 Oct17 2007
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4/10
A man walks into a bar
orders rounds for everyone
gets drunk runs outside a banged into a blonde
she falls over then another person comes out after the man and trips over the blonde and says why are you lying there dumba$$
A man walks into a bar
orders rounds for everyone
gets drunk runs outside a banged into a blonde
she falls over then another person comes out after the man and trips over the blonde and says why are you lying there dumba$$
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