Christmas? A nice day in with my family, with my presents, and with my beloved death star.
New Year? All out, raging, alcoholicness. It shall be straight vodka all night for me. Doctors say I shouldn't have that much each year, so I've had nothing so far. Anyone who knows a little math can work out that by that logic, my body has been saving up healthiness, meaning I can waste it all this night.
If my Absolut Vodka runs out, I'll be borrowing the vodka and Red Bull from a friend. This will be the best night of my life, for I shall be out all night with friends, dancing down the street and singing like there is no tomorrow.
Join me people, in this joyful celebration. I can't express how amazing this will truly be in words.