Witnessing a mugging? A brutal assault on an old lady? Some gangsta drop some litter on the street?
Get up you Mobile Phone, (Up, twice) and dial 911. Ask for the police, and watch the action... Or at least he patrols the area...
Even if you want a cop car, call him, snipe him, mug him, immitate him.
I r a police oficar. Then you can even call for back-up. Shweet. Sound the siren for other road users to get out of your way.
(Work for fire brigade an ambulance too, 1 is Cops, 2 is Ambulance, 3 is fire brigade).
If you haven't done 'Roman's Sorrow' Use the fire brigade on that one.
England; time setters for the entire world.