Flareon Dude_ Posted: 22:01 Jun14 2008
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10 reasons why Americans are crazy
01. A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance.
02. There are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
03. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
04. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
05. Banks leave two sets of front doors unlocked and open and then chain their pens to the counters.
06. We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
07. We use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.
08. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package of eight.
09. We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures".
10. We have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
So, all you non-Americans out there: Do you think we're crazy?
And other fellow Americans: Are we really that crazy?
Cause I sure as hell think we are.
01. A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance.
02. There are handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.
03. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
04. People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
05. Banks leave two sets of front doors unlocked and open and then chain their pens to the counters.
06. We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
07. We use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.
08. We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in package of eight.
09. We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures".
10. We have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
So, all you non-Americans out there: Do you think we're crazy?
And other fellow Americans: Are we really that crazy?
Cause I sure as hell think we are.
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coachcline Posted: 22:06 Jun14 2008
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Yeah, some of those are purdy cool. Funny. I'm American too an' I agree with most of that. That one about tha hot dogs is just a gimmick so people will have to buy 2 packs of buns just so they can eat 10 but then have 6 left over with no use.
I add this:
11. You're considered an adult when you turn 18, but you can't buy alcohol until you're 21.
12. Most items in "dollar stores" are usually over $1
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I add this:
11. You're considered an adult when you turn 18, but you can't buy alcohol until you're 21.
12. Most items in "dollar stores" are usually over $1
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latiasfinder Posted: 22:12 Jun14 2008
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09. We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures".
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v-gamer Posted: 22:17 Jun14 2008
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That's pretty much the nonsense we do. But it's also pretty funny how many people know more about other countries than our own country.
It's because we butt into their businesses and can't focus on our own economy.
It's because we butt into their businesses and can't focus on our own economy.
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Destined Sorrow Posted: 22:17 Jun14 2008
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every bit of it is true and funny and coach's are correct as well
i think that we americans are crazy as hell
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i think that we americans are crazy as hell
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qwertyuio Posted: 22:22 Jun14 2008
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OMFG! That is ******* hilarious, and all true to. lol, I am american, and I do beleive we do ******* retarded things. xP
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latiasfinder Posted: 22:31 Jun14 2008
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I'm not American so I can safely laugh at you crazy people.
And no.
You cannot have our meese.
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And no.
You cannot have our meese.
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qwertyuio Posted: 22:33 Jun14 2008
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No I think it would be better to just kill bush. :P
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Flareon Dude_ Posted: 22:34 Jun14 2008
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He'll be gone within the year, so calm down, qwertyuio.
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King of Hell Posted: 22:37 Jun14 2008
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I wish pizza got to my house that fast...
latiasfinder Posted: 22:39 Jun14 2008
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But don't you live like.....really far away from the nearest pizza joint? xD
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v-gamer Posted: 22:41 Jun14 2008
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And now we don't need to worry as much as who'll get the new presidency, with Clinton out. 
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King of Hell Posted: 22:41 Jun14 2008
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I live in Canada, Dani... Like you, I live really far away from everything.
latiasfinder Posted: 22:46 Jun14 2008
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That means, though, we get free pizza due to the rule; it's there in 30 minutes or its free.
Yay!
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100 KING Posted: 22:49 Jun14 2008
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Yeah ur that crazy..
but canadians fit into that as well, and im sure many other people do.
except in canada our drug stores dont cell cigarettes
and its pretty gay about ur hot dog thing you got going there..
but canadians fit into that as well, and im sure many other people do.
except in canada our drug stores dont cell cigarettes
and its pretty gay about ur hot dog thing you got going there..
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King of Hell Posted: 22:49 Jun14 2008
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Naturally to avoid bankruptcy they changed it for Canadian customers; it's there or it's free.
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One X Posted: 22:56 Jun14 2008
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Canada for the win. And about the Burger one, who's to say you don't like Diet Coke better? I know I do... All the others I can see being true.
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Juli Posted: 22:57 Jun14 2008
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I safely laugh at you people... We buy 1 pack of buns and it's enough to eat the 8 hot dogs from the package.
Also, has someone seen this video:
I hope none of you are in this video...
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Also, has someone seen this video:
I hope none of you are in this video...
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Damn... My English still isn't perfect...
v-gamer Posted: 23:04 Jun14 2008
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Lol yeah I've seen that video. But it is absolutely ridiculous that those people don't know ANY of those answers. It's pretty sad...
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bomba Posted: 23:04 Jun14 2008
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Wow.....I laughed at the bank one.
Way to go and embaress us americans.
Way to go and embaress us americans.
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