What kind of spider is this??

On 14-Jul-2008 v-gamer said:

But a quarter isn't that big. o.O

Trap it and throw it outside. Maybe some other car will do the killing and squishing for you.

I think he means a quarter of the house. And, that's small for a wolf spider.

I saw that big on a jungle.

On 14-Jul-2008 dnextreme88 said:

I saw that big on a jungle.

What?

You saw that thing ON a Jungle?

Holy crap dude, run for your life!!!

On 14-Jul-2008 latiasfinder said:

What?

You saw that thing ON a Jungle?

Holy crap dude, run for your life!!!

Yeah, the older ones know how to hover.

Lol wow I leave the computer for like thirty minutes and all you guys have weird imaginations about the spider.

On 14-Jul-2008 Blazin Torchic said:

Ok while I was on the computer, right out of the corner of my eye, I saw this huge brown thing crawling on the wall and into the side of my computer desk. I looked and realized it was this huge spider. At the same time, I was texting my friend. I told her I just saw a huge spider and coincedentally, she did also. She was so scared that she took a picture of it and sent it to me. I then realized that it is the same spider that I just saw. Now I can't find that spider and I'm freaking out. Here is the picture she sent me . Can anyone tell me what kind of spider it is and if it's harmful?

Scary as hell on ice....

murder its ***!

Ok I know is that it's probably a florida wolf spider because I searched them on google images and the other types are HUGE!! Way too big for the type I saw. I'd like have a heart attack if I saw another type of wolf spider -.- But I live in Kansas...why would they be here if they're florida?

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flordia sells them. they eat Jayhawks ><

On 14-Jul-2008 king26 said:

Scary as hell on ice....

murder its ***!

I think that murdering the entire spider would be a wiser course of action.

On 14-Jul-2008 Blazin Torchic said:

Ok I know is that it's probably a florida wolf spider because I searched them on google images and the other types are HUGE!! Way too big for the type I saw. I'd like have a heart attack if I saw another type of wolf spider -.- But I live in Kansas...why would they be here if they're florida?

Because they migrate to Kansas during the summer. It gets too hot for them in Florida during this time of year. And, being cold blooded, and the size of a small garage, they get very hot, very fast. So, they hover over to Kansas.

Uh never mind I dont think its a wolf spider cause they live in burrows outside, usually on the coast.

On 14-Jul-2008 Blazin Torchic said:

Uh never mind I dont think its a wolf spider cause they live in burrows outside, usually on the coast.

But, they migrate to Kansas during the summer, I already told you.

Oh ok. Wikipedia says that they won't bite unless you annoy it to death. But Wikipedia is not a reliable source. Gr these bugs are annoying cause I just saw a silver fish crawl across my computer desk.

Be careful, when it bites you, it lays eggs inside your skin. they'll get into your bloodstream and reach your brain. You'll hover for a few days, then your head will explode and the spiders will come out.

Get a 50 caliber machine gun and blast the thing out of time and space

On 14-Jul-2008 Aggron306 said:

Get a 50 caliber machine gun and blast the thing out of time and space

Or better yet summon Palkia and Dialga and give them the gun.

Actually that would be a really bad idea.

D=

On 14-Jul-2008 latiasfinder said:

Or better yet summon Palkia and Dialga and give them the gun.

Actually that would be a really bad idea.

D=

Or hey here's an idea, just step on it

On 14-Jul-2008 Blazin Torchic said:

Oh ok. Wikipedia says that they won't bite unless you annoy it to death. But Wikipedia is not a reliable source. Gr these bugs are annoying cause I just saw a silver fish crawl across my computer desk.

Dude, you have fish crawling on your desk? I think it's the drugs, not the bugs, that are giving you problems... O_o

On 14-Jul-2008 latiasfinder said:

I'm utterly terrified of them.

I know!

Print a picture of George Bush and hang it off the back of your monitor or hard drive.

a girl scared of a spider...


how unexpectedly stereotypical....


Meh, it's just a spider. It's not a spider like the ones from Eight-Legged Freaks, so you have nothing to worry about, really.

It's all about choice, here. Either, you kill it and be rid of it, you just let it live in your house and don't let it bite anything or anyone if you are opposed to killing it, or you could just throw it outside by picking it up on a piece of paper or an index card or something.

Your choice, here.

On 14-Jul-2008 latiasfinder said:

Or better yet summon Palkia and Dialga and give them the gun.

Actually that would be a really bad idea.

D=

They'd probably freak in the reality of seeing a real-life monster, wet themselves, maybe mate a little bit, then prance back into the DS cartridge.

That spider is indeed the wolf spider, a cousin of mine. One of my uncles went out on a binge of cocain, heroin, Teletubbie reruns and moose-blood, and had a wild night with a giant tarantula. Too bad he didn't know that spiders eat the father of their children. Too bad the spider didn't know wolf-blood gives terrible indegestion.

Kill it with a royal rainbow.