mewfighter Posted: 15:13 Oct18 2008
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i recently broke the lawnnower,and my wife has been hinting at me to get it fixed.one day,to prove her point,she was sitting in the lawn busily cutting at grass with a pair of tiny sewing scissors.i saw her then went into the house for a few minutes.i came out and handed her a toothbrush and said "when you get done cutting the grass you can sweep the driveway too.the doctor said i will walk again,but i will always have a limp.
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peanut butter ownage Posted: 15:22 Oct18 2008
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Numbers scare me... there are too many of them.
kazualsk8r Posted: 12:19 Oct25 2008
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Lolz.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Sorry, I had to.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut.
Sorry, I had to.
Rip Betty white
Alexzander Posted: 16:03 Oct28 2008
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Two stupid boys in a river were counting a ball. 0_o
peanut butter ownage Posted: 18:05 Oct28 2008
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yugi nightmare Posted: 04:53 Oct29 2008
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3 greeks and 3 turks travelling in the same direction by train, the turks buy 3 tickets but the greeks buy just 1, the turks say "how far can you get for just 1 ticket?",the greeks say "watch and you will see". so when they are on the train the greeks all cram into 1 bathroom, when the ticket collector comes around he knocks on the door and says "ticket please", so 1 greek puts his hand out with the ticket and he carries on, the turks find this clever so on the way back they buy only 1 ticket whilst the greeks buy none, so all the greeks cram into 1 bathroom and the turks cram into the other, then, 1 greek exits his bathroom knocks on the turks door and says "ticket please"
kazualsk8r Posted: 13:04 Oct31 2008
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Lol ^
In honor of haloween:
How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, vampires like the dark.
In honor of haloween:
How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, vampires like the dark.
Rip Betty white
Shave ya Head Posted: 07:02 Dec05 2008
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If your wife demands something that goes from 0-200 in a few seconds but you dont have much money, get her a pair of scales
P.s. dont do this, she will kill you
Credit to Pity for Awsome Sig
P.s. dont do this, she will kill you
Credit to Pity for Awsome Sig
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