I heard of a few:
The first one went along the lines of:
"I will not come home drunk,
I bill not come hom drunk,
I blil nod com hom drink,
i blil nods coms hom dink"
The second one was
"Sorry... About your face"
Another one was like a gift card reading:
"To: Women
From: God"
[center]I am now known as Divinity