First of all, it does not matter how long you are here to become a mod. There were people that joined only a few days before they started taking Mod applications and they made it. (some did)
Second of all, talk about your 5 fav. people. Im nice enough not to move this to the General Discussion because this belongs there.
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.