Well...I dont know where you can download an Instruction booklet; but I (and other people) can be your "instruction" people. If you need anything just ask
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in front of dinosaur skeletons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.