Favorite Quotes

I love it when Squall does that!!!

topic-(This takes place on the mountainside at Yuffie's hometown-reno and rude kick the pimp guy's butt!!!)
Reno-ok you have 3 choices why we did this
1. because we knew we would lose(something like that)
2. because we were sure of victory
3. Because we were clueless
Pimp Dude- It's the second one!!!
Reno- They are all wrong( kicks pimp dude off the side of rock hand)
Rude- We did it because...
Reno- it's our job.
(something along those lines)

Cloud: My name might be normal, but wait 'till you see THIS! ::Whips it out...::

Barret: O_O!!

Jessie: Ooooooooo ^.~

Biggs: l0l c00l.

Wedge: It's... so big... Like a giant hotdog...

Barret: How can hold that thing without your arms breaking?!

Cloud: I'm an Ex-Soldier, we have to practice in using things like this.

Barret: I have to admit... That's a pretty cool sword! Anyway...

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On 15-Jun-2007 Repner said:

Cloud: My name might be normal, but wait 'till you see THIS! ::Whips it out...::

Barret: O_O!!

Jessie: Ooooooooo ^.~

Biggs: l0l c00l.

Wedge: It's... so big... Like a giant hotdog...

Barret: How can hold that thing without your arms breaking?!

Cloud: I'm an Ex-Soldier, we have to practice in using things like this.

Barret: I have to admit... That's a pretty cool sword! Anyway...

omg!!! That's the funniest thing EVER!!! i'm not sure, but did you make that up or was that in the game?

Actually, it was part of a fanfic i did on another site. We re wrote FF VII and turned it into a comedy

man, i loved it!!!

i like the quote- Sephiroth: So, Cloud has feeling too

Cloud: Of course i do! What do you think i am?!?

Im actually thinking of making an original Fanfic in a Monty Python style comedy, what do you think?

Anyway, heres another line from that fanfic (this part wasnt by me)

Tifa: You forgot the promise, too!

Cloud: ...Promise?

Tifa: So you did forget!

Cloud: Tifa, I never promised you anythi-

Tifa: Don't you remember that night at the well?

Cloud: ...Yeah, I remember. Five years ago. I thought you'd never come, and I was getting kinda chilly...

*scene shifts to the Nibelheim well*

*thwack thwack thwack*

Cloud: Christ, women, will you hurry up and finish so I can go home - my *** is freezing:

Tifa: Just a couple more minutes.

*there's an awkward silence punctuated by thwacking sounds*

Cloud: ...I'm going to leave Nibelheim and head to Midgar. I wanna become a member of SOLDIER, just like my hero, Sephiroth!

Tifa: ...aaaghaghaagh, I think thAT DID THE TRICK! AAAGHAGHAAGAHAGAHH! GOD!

Cloud: ...As I was saying, I'm gonna join SOL- Oh My God what the hell are they?

Tifa: ...My boobs are made of jelly. Promise me you won't tell anyone!

Cloud: Alright then.

*scene shifts back to today*

Cloud: But I didn't tell anyone, Tifa - I didn't break the promise.

Tifa: Yeah, I know, I was just making conversation.

Cloud: Oh right.

i like both the idea about the Monty Python idea and the Fanfic line!!!

can you imagine the creators of South park did an episode that had the FF7 characters.

Lol. I can't see them doing a round headed Cloud though

On 17-Jun-2007 Repner said:

Im actually thinking of making an original Fanfic in a Monty Python style comedy, what do you think?

Anyway, heres another line from that fanfic (this part wasnt by me)

Tifa: You forgot the promise, too!

Cloud: ...Promise?

Tifa: So you did forget!

Cloud: Tifa, I never promised you anythi-

Tifa: Don't you remember that night at the well?

Cloud: ...Yeah, I remember. Five years ago. I thought you'd never come, and I was getting kinda chilly...

*scene shifts to the Nibelheim well*

*thwack thwack thwack*

Cloud: Christ, women, will you hurry up and finish so I can go home - my *** is freezing:

Tifa: Just a couple more minutes.

*there's an awkward silence punctuated by thwacking sounds*

Cloud: ...I'm going to leave Nibelheim and head to Midgar. I wanna become a member of SOLDIER, just like my hero, Sephiroth!

Tifa: ...aaaghaghaagh, I think thAT DID THE TRICK! AAAGHAGHAAGAHAGAHH! GOD!

Cloud: ...As I was saying, I'm gonna join SOL- Oh My God what the hell are they?

Tifa: ...My boobs are made of jelly. Promise me you won't tell anyone!

Cloud: Alright then.

*scene shifts back to today*

Cloud: But I didn't tell anyone, Tifa - I didn't break the promise.

Tifa: Yeah, I know, I was just making conversation.

Cloud: Oh right.

For the first time, I really feel like laughing....

On 20-Jun-2007 Repner said:

Lol. I can't see them doing a round headed Cloud though

you would have Kenny dressed up like Cloud, then the real Sephiroth appears and kills kenny, thinking that was Cloud.

On 17-Jun-2007 Repner said:

Im actually thinking of making an original Fanfic in a Monty Python style comedy, what do you think?

Anyway, heres another line from that fanfic (this part wasnt by me)

Tifa: You forgot the promise, too!

Cloud: ...Promise?

Tifa: So you did forget!

Cloud: Tifa, I never promised you anythi-

Tifa: Don't you remember that night at the well?

Cloud: ...Yeah, I remember. Five years ago. I thought you'd never come, and I was getting kinda chilly...

*scene shifts to the Nibelheim well*

*thwack thwack thwack*

Cloud: Christ, women, will you hurry up and finish so I can go home - my *** is freezing:

Tifa: Just a couple more minutes.

*there's an awkward silence punctuated by thwacking sounds*

Cloud: ...I'm going to leave Nibelheim and head to Midgar. I wanna become a member of SOLDIER, just like my hero, Sephiroth!

Tifa: ...aaaghaghaagh, I think thAT DID THE TRICK! AAAGHAGHAAGAHAGAHH! GOD!

Cloud: ...As I was saying, I'm gonna join SOL- Oh My God what the hell are they?

Tifa: ...My boobs are made of jelly. Promise me you won't tell anyone!

Cloud: Alright then.

*scene shifts back to today*

Cloud: But I didn't tell anyone, Tifa - I didn't break the promise.

Tifa: Yeah, I know, I was just making conversation.

Cloud: Oh right.

Monty Python? Hell yeah! You better do that, because of a few reasons:

1. Monty Python is extremely funny, especially The Holy Grail.
2. This quote and the other one are hilarious.
3. And finally, it's about time someone made a Fiction around here.

Ok, when i get the time, ill start writing.

Skyline laughed?? I feel like ive acomplished something. yay

Good, 'bout time we saw a Fiction around here.

Yeah. The one i quoted from was one that everyone could contribute to, but as a result, it started off hilarious, but eventually went downhill, and died once it got to the second disc

Let's just hope that doesn't happen here. That's if you decide to let everyone contribute to it.

Nah, im writing it in advance, then posting it in parts. The problem with the other one is Aeris kept raping Cloud, even after she was dead!! It was funny at first, but people did it to death, and wouldnt let it go. So after a while we were like "not again, thats getting boring. Do we need this in every part?". Also there werent any good gags anymore

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That would be cool to see a final fantasy Monty python version.

Well it wouldnt be Final Fantasy, but something similar, and more retarded

I will be looking forward to that.
Edit: what site is this on?

« Last edited by Ultima_Regi7 on Jul 19th 2007 »