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King Greentard Posted at: 07:54 Dec23 2005 Post ID: 580461
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Oh. OK.
I used to own a petting zoo until the marines found a radio and called for backup.It was a sad day for Joe, our main grunt, and Sammy the E lite.
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Arbitor Posted at: 08:11 Dec23 2005 Post ID: 580476
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So.... On the level the Arbiter grunts always speek to you, one said " hey can i go home now please?", Random isntit.
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Tornado212 Posted at: 18:55 Dec29 2005 Post ID: 589000
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a grunt jumped up on a relly high box and the elite tried to jump but he couldnt and he said, "What the? how'd you do that?" and then he did that thing where they go whump whump whump!
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zelda19929 Posted at: 20:56 Dec29 2005 Post ID: 589153
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In one of the first levels an elite shot a marine and he said "when i said bring the pain i didn't mean bring the pain".
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Arbitor Posted at: 04:55 Dec30 2005 Post ID: 589697
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On 29-Dec-2005 zelda19929 said:In one of the first levels an elite shot a marine and he said "when i said bring the pain i didn't mean bring the pain".
Why would he say that, it is his job to kill marines lol.
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King Greentard Posted at: 17:18 Jan11 2006 Post ID: 610212
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i think he meant the marine said watever.
I used to own a petting zoo until the marines found a radio and called for backup.It was a sad day for Joe, our main grunt, and Sammy the E lite.
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green machinep60 Posted at: 17:52 Jan11 2006 Post ID: 610273
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Level regret a marine said I ran out of gernades so I accidently threw my lunch. lol
Hellow welcome to my restraunt heres our menue. We have nice hamburgers and cheese burgers. The hamburger/cheese burger is fresh picked from peoples noses. But we also have sandwiches. It includes fries and heres your sandwich and fries. POOOOF theres you
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drakonz Posted at: 20:33 Mar19 2006 Post ID: 748420
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(After room is safe and aliens are killed)
Marine: "Come get me... I'm just a little coward!"
Are you stepping in my cornflakes? Let me tell you about stepping in someones cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.
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SPARTAN-07 Posted at: 14:16 Oct01 2006 Post ID: 1069433
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My fav quote is at the start of the Outskirts level in the cut scene wen ur in a pelican and johnson starts speakin then the 2 pilos go hooo raaa
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Gameboy_rulz Posted at: 15:40 Oct01 2006 Post ID: 1069557
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Err, spartan? dates? 8 monthes? dingaling? any bells?
Pwnt you have...
Add on Xbox live if your into Halo. Just say ur from supercheats, c ya there.
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masterchef050 Posted at: 16:03 Oct01 2006 Post ID: 1069571
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I like when the grunt said, " the cyborg is coming hide hide hide!!"
and once he said, "take that puny human" a elite said that after he anihilated me with an energy sword
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Jakester 24/7 Posted at: 06:12 Oct05 2006 Post ID: 1074700
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mine is:ahhhh!run! human got elite!

by a grunt roflmao

ppl say they can beat me with thier eyes closed,I say CUZ ITZ IN YUR DREAMZ!
skittles.TASTE THE F**KING RAINBOW!
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Mine!!!1!!!!
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danzx Posted at: 12:17 Oct05 2006 Post ID: 1074879
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Once when I died a grunt said "I get his helmet!" Then another said "No I want it!" Oh and it wan on legendary. (I'm not that bad.)



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The_Fury4 Posted at: 18:56 Oct05 2006 Post ID: 1075730
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Well my qoute is very messed up.So heres the story.

I was on the last level and i had the sputnik sull ativated. then when i got to the scarab part when i berely get there.(when u fight the brutes and sarge gets into the scarab) i used the active camo and grenade jump to the scarab really fast. i went inside the scarab and saw sarge. i went by him and he called "Hey Chief" and i was like im no chief im the arbiter.then i switch my weapon with him and he said "Where u get this chief?"

its very weird when he said that.
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somguywhocanbeatu Posted at: 09:04 Oct21 2006 Post ID: 1099846
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in halo 1 my frind was playin were u cant wake up grunts and 2 woke up and 1 said "go back to sleep it's santy claus" no joke and 1 tim on tha maw i hit a grunt with a plasma and he said " yaaaaaaaaaaay presents"
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meeb Posted at: 03:43 Nov09 2006 Post ID: 1135709
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I found that the best quote is Sgt Johnsons "Dear humanity" speach at the begining of outskirts and it is the cut scene
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Pokemastar Posted at: 20:47 Nov24 2006 Post ID: 1168139
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Problably the first Grunt I killed he said "Leader get killed"! "Me run"!
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george oracle of cheats Posted at: 22:22 Dec11 2006 Post ID: 1210000
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The best quote in halo 2... so many good ones, but sarge johnson has so many i will give u his best.
"Take that to the bank, cash it, and then take it back out, and then put it in quarters and park your car."
"Remember me? i blew up yo little hula-hoop thang"
"When i joined the corps, we didn't have any Fancy-Schmancy tanks, we had sticks! 2 sticks and a rock for a whole platoon, and we had to share the rock."
Yay sarge
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Pokemastar Posted at: 08:53 Dec12 2006 Post ID: 1210357
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George this is a old topic don't bump it please.
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Dark Jmo Posted at: 05:32 Dec13 2006 Post ID: 1211993
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I ran out of grenades so i threw my lunch... is the only real funny marine qoute besides Srgt Johnsons Regret speech (2nd level) and some of his other qoutes.
And my favourite grunt qoute is: MONKEEEEEY! (especially funny in the grunt voice)
Yay for grunts!

« Last edited by Dark Jmo on Dec 13th 2006 »
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