If the first letter of your username is:
A: The Bomb Guardian
B: The Jump Guardian
C: The Boost Guardian
D: The Grapple Guardian
E: The Spider Guardian
F: The Power Bomb Guardian
G: The Ing
H: A Hunter Ing
I: An Inglet
J: An Ingstorm
K: A Warrior Ing
L: Amorbis
M: Emperor Ing
N: Chykka
O: The Alpha Blogg
P: An Ingsmasher
Q: I
R: The Metroids
S: Dark Samus
T: Samus Aran
U: Quadraxis
V: A Pirate Trooper
W: A Pirate Commando
X: A Pirate Aerotrooper
Y: A Pirate Grenadier
Z: A Preed
0: The War Wasps
1: The Shriekbats
2: The Grenchlers
3: The Lumites
4: A Pillbug
5: The Splinters
6: A Kralee
7: A Brizgee
8: The Shredders
9: A Quad CM & Quad MB
If the month you were born in is:
January: died in one shot because of
February: arm-wrestled with
March: didn't move while
April: got sued by
May: absorbed the soul of
June: almost killed
July: passed on a deadly disease to
August: scared the bageebas out of
September: took a long time to beat because of
October: fell off a cliff and landed on
November: transformed into
December: looks like
If the first letter of your real name is:
9: the Bomb Guardian
8: the Jump Guardian
7: the Boost Guardian
6: the Grapple Guardian
5: the Spider Guardian
4: the Power Bomb Guardian
3: the Ing
2: a Hunter Ing
1: an Inglet
0: an Ingstorm
Z: a Warrior Ing
Y: Amorbis
X: Emperor Ing
W: Chykka
V: the Alpha Blogg
U: an Ingsmasher
T: me
S: the Metroids
R: Dark Samus
Q: Samus Aran
P: Quadraxis
O: a Pirate Trooper
N: a Pirate Commando
M: a Pirate Aerotrooper
L: a Pirate Grenadier
K: a Preed
J: the War Wasps
I: the Shriekbats
H: the Grenchlers
G: the Lumites
F: a Pillbug
E: the Splinters
D: a Kralee
C: a Brizgee
B: the Shredders
A: a Quad CM & Quad MB
If the day you were born on is:
1: to raise money for the Magmoor Caverns Charity.
2: because they were commanded to by the Chozo Ruins God.
3: in a small car in Phazon Mines.
4: to attempt to rule the Agon Wastes.
5: to buy the last copy of the game.
6: while trying to hide in Tallon Overwold.
7: in the middle of the night.
8: recorded it and posted it on YouTube.
9: and screamed like a little girl.
10: and died.
11: so they could team up.
12: to get to the end boss.
13: to get money for a Wii.
14: but it was stopped halfway through.
15: and it scarred [second character] for life.
16: because they were incredibly drunk.
17: because they were insane.
18: while imitating Quadraxis.
19: while running.
20: so [first character] could lose weight.
21: so they could fight Chykka.
22: and then everyone on SuperCheats laughed at them.
23: and they teamed up with Amorbis.
24: while [second character] was drunk.
25: to get to the Torvus Bog.
26: so they were arrested.
27: because [second character] stole [first character]'s iPod.
28: to get to the Sanctuary Fortress.
29: because [first character] had terrible diarrhea.
30: while on the toilet.
31: in the Impact Crater.
Put them all together to make your sentence.
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