The legend of zelda: parody story!

congrats for looking at this topic! i shall be making a parody story. you the veiwers get to decide how we will continue off from there! i am sorry to say that the first part isnt quite done yet. i shall be finishing soon tho! (if any of u watch naruto ull reconise this.) I promise itll be done soon!

also, i wont be doing this if i dont have at least one person saying they want to hear it and listen to the story

I wanna hear it :D
Imma write a possible starting.
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA PARODY: LINK GETS LINKED
Link, deprived of his favourite food, pie, gets up, with a starved grin on his face.
He runs around the little treehouse he built with his ugly girlfriend, Saria.
As he trembles in fear, with his lack of pie, he hears a giant roar come from the bottom of his treehouse.
''HEY SILLYHEAD.'' Saria says, preparing to move, even though with her amount of fat it could be impossible.
''GET DOWN HERE, YOU BUM!'' She says, with slight sarcasm in her voice. He can't tell because he's half deaf.
Climbing down the treehouse rope, still starving, he approaches Saria.
He looks up, only seeing her sets of triple chins, and shivers.
''WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNK..?!'' She roars at Link, causing him to slam into the tree.
He barfs, noticing her breath, smelling like.. He doesn't really know.
Getting ready to book it, he gets up, dusting himself off.
But just then, a massive fart comes from the pile of fat in front of him.
DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, READERS!