Announcer lines...

Post your fav announcer lines her, or just ones that you think are really good...i like this one... Cole:"...i can barely hear ya, partner Tazz!"
Tazz:" That's because i haven't said anything yet, nitz!

Heres one...

Tazz: These superstars are going all out tongiht! (or somethin like that)
Cole: Well Tazz, its not ballet you know
Tazz: Really Cole, here i was wonderin what happened to the pointy toed shoes, and frilly little skirts, you know, i think i'll go check your closet

yeah, that is a good one...another one

Tazz: "you know Cole, maybe if you work at it (or something like that) you might actually become half as cool as carlito"

Alright

King: "J.R you have diarea(I can't spell it well)of the mouth and constapation of the brain, ha ha ha"

Another one

King: "If I started to think like you i would have to get my head out of my rear end first"

J.R: " And lord Knows its been up there so long...." I think it has more but that is the best bit

King: "Oh, c'mon J.R. It's obvious that the only exersize you get it stretching the truth and jumping to conclusions."

J.R.:" Well, judging by the shape i'm in, i wouldn't beg to disagree..."

I think Jerry Lawler says this "Vince(Mr.) McMahon is so tight he wouldn't even tip a canoe."

"By Gawd! By Gawd! Pedigree!"

one i like is

cole: These superstars are going all out 2night (or something)

Tazz: hmm. you got any others. Heres one the superstar who beats the other will be the winner. (i cant remember the rest)

cole:hmm... Tazz stop dissing out ur partner and call the match
i dont think thats all but anway

On 25-May-2006 Mr_darkside said:

I think Jerry Lawler says this "Vince(Mr.) McMahon is so tight he wouldn't even tip a canoe."

I actually think its "Eric Bischoffs so cheap, he won't even tip a canoe!"

yea i think jamie is right

oh well...another one of my fav's is...Cole: "oh, c'mon ref, that shoulda been a disqualification right ther"

Tazz:" Shoulda, woulda, coulda Cole, but it's not, it's not a disqualificaion

I heard that (^) for the first time !

i like the one when you do a weapon finisher on an opponent with more than 75% damage and either cole or tazz says they wonder if the manufacturer ever thought it would be used like that

I don't like it when the announcers say the wrestler has done a speacial move or countered a move before then have done it

« Last edited by Mr_darkside on May 26th 2006 »

yeah they do that when your in the middle of a pin sometimes too

yea when you go 4 the cover they usually say "what a counter" or something like that

they stuffed that line up...i like when JR says: "oh, i don't care who you are...a chair shot, is a chair shot"

or
Cole: "Oh no not the anounce table"

tazz: "i dont think they heard you partner. And if they did they didnt care"

OR this one

tazz: "I can't belive he just put him through the announce table, where am i gonna sit?" (or somethin' like that)

Cole: "I guess your just gonna have to stand up, partner."

yea all the table ones are good