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spideraman99 Posted: 15:00 Oct15 2004 Post ID: 6473
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props to pokemonruler for the sweet sig and avatar
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nicko 9000 Posted: 16:39 Oct15 2004 Post ID: 6517
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Craig Woods Posted: 02:39 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6551
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I live in Hounslow, near London, well the outskirts.
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jcdamaster330 Posted: 09:31 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6589
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I live in Columbus, Ohio
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jcdamaster330 Posted: 09:32 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6590
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I was born in Franklin ,New Jersey
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jcdamaster330 Posted: 10:02 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6621
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knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad i didnt say bannana!
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Cross Stinger Posted: 10:27 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6627
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On 16-Oct-2004 jcdamaster330 said:knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
bannana
bannana who
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad i didnt say bannana!
Also unoriginal.
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Craig Woods Posted: 11:47 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6633
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thatss weird
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jord shelly 900 Posted: 13:36 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6676
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wired but funny
We Dont need no education or self control hey teacher leave us kids alone home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nicko 9000 Posted: 15:53 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6696
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sup jord
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liquidbutter Posted: 18:11 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6902
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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his
wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he
receives another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a
note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over
your bald head,
stick your wooden leg up your butt and go as a caramel apple.
Scrotal Safety Tip #3: Purchasing a swimsuit with built-in underpants will greatly cut down on excess scrotal-stress during a spirited game of volleyball and the like.
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nicko 9000 Posted: 18:12 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6908
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liquidbutter Posted: 18:13 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6912
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not my joke my friend e-mailed it to me. (my prior post)
anyway
how far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway
Scrotal Safety Tip #3: Purchasing a swimsuit with built-in underpants will greatly cut down on excess scrotal-stress during a spirited game of volleyball and the like.
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nicko 9000 Posted: 18:14 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6915
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Cross Stinger Posted: 18:14 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6918
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All right, that was funny!
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nicko 9000 Posted: 18:15 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6920
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i dont get it what happened to jc avatar?
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Cross Stinger Posted: 18:18 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6929
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On 16-Oct-2004 nicko 9000 said:i dont get it what happened to jc avatar?
He recorded your old one and now uses it.
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jcdamaster330 Posted: 18:39 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6948
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naw i went to google images & got it along wit dis one
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joslifer1 Posted: 18:44 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6953
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On 16-Oct-2004 liquidbutter said:not my joke my friend e-mailed it to me. (my prior post)
anyway
how far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway
I don't get it. Explain.
General, if you're not using it, could I have the army for a few days?
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joslifer1 Posted: 18:45 Oct16 2004 Post ID: 6954
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I thought this was jokes, not avatars! You spammers! Anybody do impressions?
General, if you're not using it, could I have the army for a few days?
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