My Hill

I shoot the blue portal at the moon and the orange portal at your feet.



My hill.

I send yet another one of my clones to kill you. It creates a paradox where you must die otherwise if you change history (you dying) you and the hill will vanish from history.

My hill.

Doc Brown helps me repair the timeline so I can live and you will die.



My hill.

But what you failed to realise was that the paradox also involved anyone reversing it. If someone was to reverse the paradox, it would kill the person changing the timeline because that creates another paradox, then it would multiply the number of paradoxes by 2, then by 87, then by 777. Then all of the paradoxes would mix up Earth's timeline making dinosaurs and invading aliens all come into our year. All these facts overwhelm you and you are forced to not change history therefore you die and my clone lives.

My hill.

So you want to use complicated strategies huh?I had a clone of myself growing in the present day. After my death he replaced me. Returning to the hill I hit you in the head with a shovel, break your legs,have my henchmen drag your unconscious body to the center of Antarctica, and leave you with nothing be a single glove. Now for the defenses. I hire the entire military of China, Russia, England, an America to protect me and the hill. They all set up an unbreakable defense a perimeter of 3 million troops ready to fire at anyone who gets within 300 kilometers of them. Thousands of drones roam the skies. Nuclear warheads stand at the ready. Satellites are searching for anyone trying to take over the hill.A team of the 50 best soldiers in the world, the entire secret service, 3 of the most powerful wizards ever(not CW), and Chuck Norris reside with me in an undisclosed location that is unreachable except by teleporting. Only people I allow can teleport here any others that try are rerouted to Timbuktu. Also the wizards cast a spell on me making it so that anyone besides the soldiers, secret service, those 3 wizards(not CW),and Chuck Norris will die if they enter the undisclosed location. My Hill.

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All your defenses suddenly vanish completely, and you realize they were all a hallucination because nobody has those kinds of resources. You realize you are once again going to far with this whole thing and decide to cool off and give me the hill to watch while you try to think of a more believable strategy.

KoC's hill (but I am taking care of it for now)

This time 2 of my clones go near the hill. They say to KingofCorn "We told you to be careful". While they are speaking, the real me flees the planet with a bunch of clones. My 2 clones activate the paradoxes which destroys the Earth. Since the hill is destroyed as well, I guess it's...

No ones hill.

I make a new planet and a new hill. The hill is in my legal possession. Anyone who steps foot on the hill gets arrested for trespassing. I take CW and lock him in a vault and throw him in the ocean.



My Hill.

I break CW out and take him to safety in my spaceship.

Your hill.

I shoot the spaceship out of the sky with my invincible one-shot Deathstar.



Still my hill.

There is no such thing as an invincible Death Star so you shoot me with nothing. But the spaceship is outfitted with ion cannons and antimatter rays, so I disrupt all your electronics and then blast you with antimatter, so there is nothing left of you.

My hill.

But you're not in my spaceship! It causes a paradox which destroys the new hill and planet, killing you, KoC and anyone else in this thread. (excludes me and CW)

No one's hill.

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I create a hill that no one but I can find.



My hill.

But you're dead.

No one's hill.

I come back to life and make a hill that only I can find.



My hill.

I look into your secrets and find the location of the hill. I then kill you and claim it.

My hill.

I buy an invincibility pack and now you can't kill me. I hack you to pieces with an ax.



My hill.

Since there is no such thing as an invincibility pack, nothing makes you invincible so you still die.

My hill.

I kill you with a dvd.


My hill.

I resurrect and slice you with a USB, killing you.

My hill.