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ShadowStriker64 Posted: 22:27 Dec16 2009 Post ID: 2775478
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i grab the duck and jump out of the way so the anvil just falls on some random lady.


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Mortarion Posted: 13:59 Dec17 2009 Post ID: 2775624
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I feed the duck expanding duck food which expands to 1000x its original size when it comes in contyact with stomach acid
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tbug2007 Posted: 16:19 Dec17 2009 Post ID: 2775662
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I buy a new replacement duck.

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ShadowStriker64 Posted: 16:47 Dec17 2009 Post ID: 2775669
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I stab the duck thats reall huge killing it.

Now i try to stab the replacement duck.


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Mortarion Posted: 18:39 Dec17 2009 Post ID: 2775724
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But i grab the duck and run away and put it in a duck sanctuary with a bunch of identical ducks that is guarded by 1,000,000,000,000 power-armoured soldiers.
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tbug2007 Posted: 18:41 Dec17 2009 Post ID: 2775727
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The building collapses.

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Mortarion Posted: 18:51 Dec17 2009 Post ID: 2775730
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(it's not a building it's a great big wilderness area for ducks to live in jus sayin)

I use my supah mindy powas to teleport the duck away.
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ShadowStriker64 Posted: 00:49 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2775788
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I shoot the duck.


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Mortarion Posted: 13:57 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2775931
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but I shoot the bullet out of the air then shoot you
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tbug2007 Posted: 15:01 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2775964
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The duck runs into a river*.





























*Class VI.

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SUPERMAN5 Posted: 15:29 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2775979
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ducks can swim...

I make the river dry

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Mortarion Posted: 15:52 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2775990
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I throw the duck in a vat of pure hydrochloric acid
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ShadowStriker64 Posted: 15:59 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2775998
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I use the force to move the duck out of harms way, and put you in the acid.


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Mortarion Posted: 16:57 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2776047
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But then a Giant Duck-Eating Monster comes and eats the duck
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jose22_1986 Posted: 18:35 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2776097
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but the duck gives it indigestion because of all the...indegestible stuff I covered the duck with, then regurgitates said duck

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Mortarion Posted: 19:17 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2776130
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But then the stomach acid of the monster kills the duck
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GoldenPili Posted: 19:39 Dec18 2009 Post ID: 2776154
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I replace the duck using jahova as a substitute using my KungFu Action Jesus powers.

Ohyah.

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Mortarion Posted: 09:03 Dec19 2009 Post ID: 2776285
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I shoot the new jahova-duck with a .50 cal sniper rifle
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SUPERMAN5 Posted: 19:31 Dec19 2009 Post ID: 2776484
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I switch the .50 cal sniper rifle's bullets with blanks.
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Mortarion Posted: 19:45 Dec19 2009 Post ID: 2776488
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But I was standing right nest to it with the muzzle against its head.
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