"I'm not wearing any underwear."
"Wanna go make a hotdog? I've got the weenie if you have the bun."
"Wanna find out what a prostate exam is like?"
"Help! My snake's being chased by a mongoose! Can it hide in your pants?"
"Where do you wanna be? On top or on bottom?"
"Do your tires need rotating?"
"You look great with your clothes on, but I bet you'd look even better with them off."
"Like mayonaise?"
"Do I turn you on?"
"Would you like an "Alka Seltzer" for your drink?"
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