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CRAZY CHEATS Posted: 12:45 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798272
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1. You'll do
2. My love for you is like diorehha, I just can't hold it in
3. So, you're a girl huh?
4.if you were a bugger, I'd pick you first
5.I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus
Now known as
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Deadzone174 Posted: 13:18 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798284
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Tits or gtfo.

That would be hilarious.

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Volke Posted: 13:24 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798288
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"I had sex with your sister, and now I'd like to bone you so I can find out who's better."
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EspeonDude_ Posted: 14:08 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798306
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If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?


[hmespeon -at- hotmail -dot- com] <~ MSN.
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Deadzone174 Posted: 14:16 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798312
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EspeonDude_ said:If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?


That's not bad. That's epic.

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tbug2007 Posted: 16:27 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798356
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I love you.

ubr cuulness by Craizin the raizin. <3

FILIP R POLICE
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Austinanymous Posted: 16:31 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798360
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"I'm horny, are you?"
"i once killed an antelope, you should come over for dinner"
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g33k Posted: 17:39 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798397
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Get in the bed, noaw.

Real simple one.
Are you ready to meet GOD?

Thanks for the Avy goes to Tank! Sig by me.
Emiliano Zapata said:It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees!

Clicking this is bad for your brains.
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Xeta Posted: 17:53 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798403
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"Nice shoes, wanna f***?"

Classic.
ozzo said:xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem
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latiasfinder Posted: 18:35 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798420
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The word of the day is 'legs'. Now let's go back to your place and spread the word.

Sig and Avy by Me ~
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Nuclear Destruction Posted: 18:36 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798421
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Those are very becoming jeans, but I'd probably be coming if I was on you too.

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coachcline Posted: 20:10 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798441
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"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Wanna go make a hotdog? I've got the weenie if you have the bun."

"Wanna find out what a prostate exam is like?"

"Help! My snake's being chased by a mongoose! Can it hide in your pants?"

"Where do you wanna be? On top or on bottom?"

"Do your tires need rotating?"

"You look great with your clothes on, but I bet you'd look even better with them off."

"Like mayonaise?"

"Do I turn you on?"

"Would you like an "Alka Seltzer" for your drink?"

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Jirachi X Posted: 20:34 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798456
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"If I flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Wanna come back to my place? Me plus you, minus clothes, divide legs and multiply."
I'm gone - bye
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Deadzone174 Posted: 20:39 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798460
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Take your top off.

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mr.619 Posted: 20:46 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798463
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EspeonDude_ said:If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?


Took me a while to understand that one.

I laughed though when I got it.
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Deadzone174 Posted: 21:00 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798478
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"So uh... Wanna blow me?"

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dynamitekid123 Posted: 21:15 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798491
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"Do you work at Subway?
'Cause you just gave me a footlong."



I LIVE
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Deadzone174 Posted: 21:18 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798496
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That didn't make sense. Lmao

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Jirachi X Posted: 21:21 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798502
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Yes it did Deadzone...

ED wins the best pick up line.
I'm gone - bye
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dynamitekid123 Posted: 21:21 Feb05 2010 Post ID: 2798503
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It does if you think about it.
Can't we all just agree in saying ALL pickup are bad?

"Why don't you sit on my lap and see the first thing that pops up?"



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