GamerJustinShiel Posted: 21:00 Sep21 2005
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Post your fav quotes from the #1 cartoon in america. Like:
Chris: "Dad, what's the whale's blowhole for?"
Peter: "Well I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you will understand why I can never again go to Sea World."
Chris: "Dad, what's the whale's blowhole for?"
Peter: "Well I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you will understand why I can never again go to Sea World."
"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power." -Shadow "I still remember what I promised you, for the people of this planet. I promise you, REVENGE!" -
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
ilovemissyelliott Posted: 21:13 Sep21 2005
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[b][color=red]^lol
I don't remember it exactly, but it goes something like...
Peter: "Mr. (?), your wife is a vegetable. You will have to feed her, bathe her, and care for her the rest of her life."
Man: "Oh my God!"
Peter: "(Laughs) I'm just kidding, she's dead."
Something like that...
This should be moved to Anime/ Cartoon/ Comics forums!
I don't remember it exactly, but it goes something like...
Peter: "Mr. (?), your wife is a vegetable. You will have to feed her, bathe her, and care for her the rest of her life."
Man: "Oh my God!"
Peter: "(Laughs) I'm just kidding, she's dead."
Something like that...
This should be moved to Anime/ Cartoon/ Comics forums!
actionshark Posted: 21:16 Sep21 2005
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I don't remember any quotes, but I know that show is really funny.
roadkillers Posted: 21:45 Sep21 2005
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This is just one of my favorites and its when they have to go to china because they ran away from jail.
Kids: Trix are for kids
The rabbit jumps out and punches them and says....
Rabit: You share
Kids: Trix are for kids
The rabbit jumps out and punches them and says....
Rabit: You share
Bad Wolf Posted: 04:44 Sep22 2005
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"There are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkees." Peter
And yes, this should be in Anime/Cartoon/Comics
And yes, this should be in Anime/Cartoon/Comics
phyro989 Posted: 11:43 Sep22 2005
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I'll post that it should be moved to the anime/cartoons/comics forum in the staff forum.
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laxgodx Posted: 18:58 Sep22 2005
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I like
Peter:Hey quagmire you wanna go camping with us?
Quagmire:sorry guys the only camp im pitching tonight is...well you know where im going with this right?........OH
Peter:Hey quagmire you wanna go camping with us?
Quagmire:sorry guys the only camp im pitching tonight is...well you know where im going with this right?........OH
GamerJustinShiel Posted: 21:18 Sep22 2005
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Or with.
Peter: "Now Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except for that....., and that...., and that..., and that.., and that., and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that. And that.
Peter: "Now Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except for that....., and that...., and that..., and that.., and that., and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that. And that.
"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power." -Shadow "I still remember what I promised you, for the people of this planet. I promise you, REVENGE!" -
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
ps2_4_free Posted: 17:59 Sep26 2005
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stewie:i like you, when the wold is mine your death shall be quick and painless
stewie:damn the brocolli, damn you and damn the wright brothers
chrs: next time i see a dead guy, ill poke him twice as hard for both of us
stewie:take me to the pentagon
toy phone:can you count to three
stewie gets up and shoots the phone
stewie:1...2...3, huuh, can i count to three, im already shooting at a 5th grade level
meg:cut the blue wire, theyre all blue
stewie:damn the brocolli, damn you and damn the wright brothers
chrs: next time i see a dead guy, ill poke him twice as hard for both of us
stewie:take me to the pentagon
toy phone:can you count to three
stewie gets up and shoots the phone
stewie:1...2...3, huuh, can i count to three, im already shooting at a 5th grade level
meg:cut the blue wire, theyre all blue
if you are reading this then you are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really _________
GamerJustinShiel Posted: 21:52 Sep26 2005
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Doctor: "What do you think I should do?"
Peter: "Just try cutting that green one there."
Doctor: "This one?"
Peter: "Yeah, that one."
Doctor: "There? OK"
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Doctor: "Oops!"
*Reconects the green*
Peter: "Oh, wow. Did I just die?"
Doctor: "Yeah."
Peter: "Awh, I was afraid of that. Now then try..."
Peter: "Just try cutting that green one there."
Doctor: "This one?"
Peter: "Yeah, that one."
Doctor: "There? OK"
*Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Doctor: "Oops!"
*Reconects the green*
Peter: "Oh, wow. Did I just die?"
Doctor: "Yeah."
Peter: "Awh, I was afraid of that. Now then try..."
"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power." -Shadow "I still remember what I promised you, for the people of this planet. I promise you, REVENGE!" -
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
ps2_4_free Posted: 22:02 Sep27 2005
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theme song
lois: it seems today,
its alll youll see,
is violence and movies an s** on tv
peter:but where it all good ole fashion values
all:on which we use to rely
only,its the family guy, all the things that make you, positively make you, all the things that make us
stewie:laugh and cry
all:its the family guuuuuy!
lois: it seems today,
its alll youll see,
is violence and movies an s** on tv
peter:but where it all good ole fashion values
all:on which we use to rely
only,its the family guy, all the things that make you, positively make you, all the things that make us
stewie:laugh and cry
all:its the family guuuuuy!
if you are reading this then you are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really _________
GamerJustinShiel Posted: 21:19 Sep29 2005
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Meg: Mayor West?
West: How do you speak my language?
Meg: What?
West: Are you Terra Conn?
Meg: No, I'm Meg Griffin, I'm with the press.
West: The press, aye. Well let me ask you something. How can you interview a dead guy.
*West jumps out window*
*Later, in a bathroom*
*West looks at bathroom signs*
*Men*
*Women*
*Adam West*
West: No, they'll be expecting that.
*Goes in Men's room*
*West sitting in bathroom stall*
West: Ahhh. They'll never find me here.
Meg: Mr. West.
West: What? So it was you Mr. Toilet, you traitor.
Meg: No, it's me Meg.
West: Hmmm. My hiding place wasn't good enough. Very well, you wont get anything from me.
Meg: Oh, I think I will.
*Meg holds toilet paper in her hands*
West: Oh, why must society be cursed in such a way. Fine, follow me.
*At Mayor West's house*
*Puts water in sink. Water goes down drain*
West: Now who keeps stealing my water. I've been trying to get to the bottom of this, and soon my investigations will find the coulpret.
*Puts water in plant. Plant soaks up water*
West: Now there it goes again! Who keeps doing this?!
Meg: Wait, this is what you've been doing with the tax money you recieve, investigating this? Thanks, I think I have my story.
West: Wait, you can never tell the press about this.
*Meg leaves*
West: At least she's just a figure of my imagination.
West: How do you speak my language?
Meg: What?
West: Are you Terra Conn?
Meg: No, I'm Meg Griffin, I'm with the press.
West: The press, aye. Well let me ask you something. How can you interview a dead guy.
*West jumps out window*
*Later, in a bathroom*
*West looks at bathroom signs*
*Men*
*Women*
*Adam West*
West: No, they'll be expecting that.
*Goes in Men's room*
*West sitting in bathroom stall*
West: Ahhh. They'll never find me here.
Meg: Mr. West.
West: What? So it was you Mr. Toilet, you traitor.
Meg: No, it's me Meg.
West: Hmmm. My hiding place wasn't good enough. Very well, you wont get anything from me.
Meg: Oh, I think I will.
*Meg holds toilet paper in her hands*
West: Oh, why must society be cursed in such a way. Fine, follow me.
*At Mayor West's house*
*Puts water in sink. Water goes down drain*
West: Now who keeps stealing my water. I've been trying to get to the bottom of this, and soon my investigations will find the coulpret.
*Puts water in plant. Plant soaks up water*
West: Now there it goes again! Who keeps doing this?!
Meg: Wait, this is what you've been doing with the tax money you recieve, investigating this? Thanks, I think I have my story.
West: Wait, you can never tell the press about this.
*Meg leaves*
West: At least she's just a figure of my imagination.
"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power." -Shadow "I still remember what I promised you, for the people of this planet. I promise you, REVENGE!" -
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
zacheboy2001 Posted: 15:03 Oct05 2005
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my favorite qoute is
PETER: "My cherrios are trying to tell me something, ooooooo"
PETER: "My cherrios are trying to tell me something, ooooooo"
GamerJustinShiel Posted: 20:33 Oct05 2005
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And then Brian is like(in an annoyed voice)
"Peter, those are Cherrios."
LOL
"Peter, those are Cherrios."
LOL
"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power." -Shadow "I still remember what I promised you, for the people of this planet. I promise you, REVENGE!" -
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
ilovemissyelliott Posted: 00:55 Oct06 2005
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lol, that's a funny one.
GamerJustinShiel Posted: 21:12 Oct06 2005
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Or there is:
*Meg walks into her house with Lois. Peter, Brian, and Luke Perry are in the Livingroom*
Meg: "Luke Perry!"
Lois: "See Meg, I told you your father would sort this out."
Luke Perry: "Wait a minute, you're Meg Gryphin?! You're the one that called me gay!"
Brian: "Peter, I think it's time for Plan-B."
Peter: "I'm way ahead of you buddy."
*Rips off shirt, pulls parachute ripcord on his back, parachute falls to the ground*
Peter: "Don't worry, I have a backup chute."
*Pulls 2nd parachute ripcord on his stomach, parachute also falls to the ground*
Peter: "Oh crap!"
*Meg walks into her house with Lois. Peter, Brian, and Luke Perry are in the Livingroom*
Meg: "Luke Perry!"
Lois: "See Meg, I told you your father would sort this out."
Luke Perry: "Wait a minute, you're Meg Gryphin?! You're the one that called me gay!"
Brian: "Peter, I think it's time for Plan-B."
Peter: "I'm way ahead of you buddy."
*Rips off shirt, pulls parachute ripcord on his back, parachute falls to the ground*
Peter: "Don't worry, I have a backup chute."
*Pulls 2nd parachute ripcord on his stomach, parachute also falls to the ground*
Peter: "Oh crap!"
"It all starts with this, a jewel containing the ultimate power." -Shadow "I still remember what I promised you, for the people of this planet. I promise you, REVENGE!" -
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
No one knows Shadow better than me. Or likes him more either. Go ahead, try me.
duckman Posted: 17:17 Oct13 2005
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heres mine.
general:hi peter glad to see you my name is Dic Army.
peter:(laughs)whats your wifes name Susan Vagina.
general:(laughs)
general:hi peter glad to see you my name is Dic Army.
peter:(laughs)whats your wifes name Susan Vagina.
general:(laughs)
zacheboy2001 Posted: 11:38 Oct29 2005
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Peter: why should i buy volcano insurance ther's no volcano's around here.
Salesman: Well, there's clouds but you DON'T buy cloud insurance.
PETER: Toshae Salesman Toshae
Salesman: Well, there's clouds but you DON'T buy cloud insurance.
PETER: Toshae Salesman Toshae
zacheboy2001 Posted: 11:39 Oct29 2005
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My friends Favorite Qoute is
Stewie: Ha Ha Fat man made a funny.
Stewie: Ha Ha Fat man made a funny.
screencheat2 Posted: 18:40 Oct30 2005
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Here's mine.
Chris: Dad, the government won't let me go to school.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?
Chris: The United States Army
Worker: Excuse me, but your going to have to take those hams out of your shirt.
Chris: I need an adult!
Worker: Oh wait, those aren't hams. You're just a fat kid. Hey Tom, he isn't a thief, just a fat kid. A really, really fat kid. Hey fat kid, want a chocolate bar?
Chris: Sure!
Hotel Worker: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your car off the diving car.
Peter: That's not my car, that's my son!
Worker: Oh sorry about that. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid.
Chris: Dad, the government won't let me go to school.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army?
Chris: The United States Army
Worker: Excuse me, but your going to have to take those hams out of your shirt.
Chris: I need an adult!
Worker: Oh wait, those aren't hams. You're just a fat kid. Hey Tom, he isn't a thief, just a fat kid. A really, really fat kid. Hey fat kid, want a chocolate bar?
Chris: Sure!
Hotel Worker: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your car off the diving car.
Peter: That's not my car, that's my son!
Worker: Oh sorry about that. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid.
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