This is going to blemish any chance I could ever have conceivably had of being accepted on this website, but Holly keeps telling me to reveal all, so I may as well.
Okay, I don't expect you to believe this, just to clarify. Jamarie and Bad Wolf can attest to the fact that I'm not lying, but still - your belief in what I'm about to tell you can only really be established by yourself.
Almost four months ago, I got hit by a bus, as I confessed on the Confession Thread. However - I didn't survive the impact. I'm... dead, in short.
Told you you wouldn't believe me...
Inter-dimensional motherboard trippers need to be sentenced to an incredibly long stretch in an alternate and pain-inducing Realm...