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stickman phil Posted: 13:27 Mar24 2006
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dont worry, we have a high security ready to take care of them, they seem to be coming quite often now for some reason...
tree man will turbanate you...
BlackNinja Posted: 13:28 Mar24 2006
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Yep, he has high security... me!
stickman phil Posted: 13:29 Mar24 2006
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who has high security? me?! i have security :D
but yeh your a good cop BN :P
but yeh your a good cop BN :P
tree man will turbanate you...
DARKCHAOSREAPER Posted: 13:30 Mar24 2006
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yes or even a better fbi member...u need to post in my team...
yes i am back. and im staying too......
BlackNinja Posted: 13:46 Mar24 2006
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Well, with a hyperactive member like me on his team, no spammers have a chance!
stickman phil Posted: 13:48 Mar24 2006
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excactly, im kinda glad you got the mod spot here instead of me, cause now i can boss you around :D
tree man will turbanate you...
DARKCHAOSREAPER Posted: 13:50 Mar24 2006
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yeeah. if sgx goes i call her mod spot. i would be awesome but never quite like her..................
yes i am back. and im staying too......
stickman phil Posted: 13:52 Mar24 2006
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nope, next spots mine, hands off! -_- me or lurch...well get it -_-
tree man will turbanate you...
BlackNinja Posted: 13:52 Mar24 2006
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What do you mean?
stickman phil Posted: 13:53 Mar24 2006
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well i can order you around to delete posts, and youll be busy and i can just relax and watch the bees eat you alive :D lol
tree man will turbanate you...
DARKCHAOSREAPER Posted: 13:54 Mar24 2006
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bn i would be a good mod wouldnt i?
yes i am back. and im staying too......
BlackNinja Posted: 14:08 Mar24 2006
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I haven't seen your mod skills, so I can't really say...
Kenny 2x4 Posted: 14:58 Mar24 2006
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Yeah, and you can hardly see mine considering I can't be bothered with being a Mod anymore. BTW, something from a forum page: I made a topic ages ago for all the questions for that game to be put into that, so that there weren't as many Question topics and aeshma goes and closes it. :'(
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MixasShadow Posted: 15:03 Mar24 2006
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Sorry to hear that Kenny...
I'm MixasShadow...the shadow ego of Mixas. ( I will loging in Mixas and MixasShadow so don't close my team).Thanks
Kenny 2x4 Posted: 15:20 Mar24 2006
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Thanks MixasShadow. Here's another joke:
Diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:
1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better
Diagnosis
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:
1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis:
1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
8. And if you don't stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better
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[b][color=red][size=12]I am the car expert! So I've been told. lol[/b]
Check it out
[b][color=red][size=12]I am the car expert! So I've been told. lol[/b]
Check it out
DARKCHAOSREAPER Posted: 15:23 Mar24 2006
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i mod the game cube mortal kombat forum. deception plz go there if u know anythingi want it active...
yes i am back. and im staying too......
COOL OKJ Posted: 16:46 Mar24 2006
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You guys should have read the italy guy joke it was so funny ( if you did not know what happened to it i erased it due bad language.)
Do NOT use without permission of the owner. (COOL OKJ)
Kenny 2x4 Posted: 13:42 Mar25 2006
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Right ok, here's another joke:
Tossing The Coin
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers."
Tossing The Coin
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers."
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[b][color=red][size=12]I am the car expert! So I've been told. lol[/b]
Check it out
[b][color=red][size=12]I am the car expert! So I've been told. lol[/b]
Check it out
missingno3 Posted: 19:42 Mar27 2006
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lol heres a sad but funny one
A man who hates his wife finds a jeni the jeni says he can have 3 wishes but ur wife gets double so he asks for a new car and house
then to get beaten half to death.
hahahaha get it
A man who hates his wife finds a jeni the jeni says he can have 3 wishes but ur wife gets double so he asks for a new car and house
then to get beaten half to death.
hahahaha get it
I don't come on SC much these days. It was my first forum, and it will always have a special place in my heart! All the old posts I made before I comprehended English make me smile 
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Kenny 2x4 Posted: 10:01 Mar28 2006
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Yes, but slightly random.
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[b][color=red][size=12]I am the car expert! So I've been told. lol[/b]
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[b][color=red][size=12]I am the car expert! So I've been told. lol[/b]
Check it out
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