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missingno3 Posted: 19:50 Mar28 2006
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ok now heres one 4 da kids ok there are two beavers making a dam
it falls over and they say the d word it.
i said the d word so i wouldnt grt in any trouble whith the mods
it falls over and they say the d word it.
i said the d word so i wouldnt grt in any trouble whith the mods
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stickman phil Posted: 12:41 Mar29 2006
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thats a bit of a stupid joke...one of the only jokes i dont find funny...sorry mate...
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DARKCHAOSREAPER Posted: 12:52 Mar29 2006
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hey m3 waht happened to ur team ? and no one ever posts on myt team:(
yes i am back. and im staying too......
Kenny 2x4 Posted: 13:36 Mar29 2006
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Ok, I got antoher joke:
Legal Despute
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...........
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
Legal Despute
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...........
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
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stickman phil Posted: 13:41 Mar29 2006
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yup, thats a good one
keep them coming, when team 2 comes ill pick my favorite joke, and put it, and the name of the person who posted it, on the front page
keep them coming, when team 2 comes ill pick my favorite joke, and put it, and the name of the person who posted it, on the front page
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Kenny 2x4 Posted: 13:42 Mar29 2006
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Ok phil, this is another one, but it may be slightly random:
Easing The Taste
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.
After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.
After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
Easing The Taste
The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, "Hey, cut it out, alright." The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.
After about five minutes the rear tiger suddenly repeats his action. The front tiger turns angrily and says," I said don't do that again!" The rear tiger says "sorry" again and they continue.
After about another five minutes, the rear tiger repeats his action. The front tiger turns and says, "What is it with you, anyway? I said to stop." The rear tiger says, "I really am sorry but I just ate a lawyer and I'm just trying to get the taste out of my mouth."
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stickman phil Posted: 13:49 Mar29 2006
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nah i dont find that funny...flush it down the toilet boys!
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Kenny 2x4 Posted: 13:56 Mar29 2006
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Thought so phil. Never mind anyways.
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stickman phil Posted: 14:04 Mar29 2006
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why wouldnt a lawyer tasdte nice? judges taste nice, why not a lawyer?
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BlackNinja Posted: 14:14 Mar29 2006
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I don't get it...
Kenny 2x4 Posted: 14:17 Mar29 2006
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The point of the joke was that lawyers are so annopying that they even taste annoying.
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BlackNinja Posted: 14:21 Mar29 2006
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OH! lol, now i get it! =D
Kenny 2x4 Posted: 14:22 Mar29 2006
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Yay, someone got it. Anyone else with a joke or do I have to put in another one?
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missingno3 Posted: 14:43 Mar29 2006
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it got closed for no reason apparently it wasnt a good type of team so they closed it and i checked it was valid
heres a jock
there are 3 guys in a car names are poop manurs and shutup
poop flys out shutup walks into the convenlently placed police station and the officer says whats ur name he says shut up anhe says whares ur manners and shutup replies out side scraping up poop
heres a jock
there are 3 guys in a car names are poop manurs and shutup
poop flys out shutup walks into the convenlently placed police station and the officer says whats ur name he says shut up anhe says whares ur manners and shutup replies out side scraping up poop
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Kenny 2x4 Posted: 10:56 Mar30 2006
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That isn't all of it you know.
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stickman phil Posted: 13:56 Mar30 2006
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lol thats good...but apparnetly theres more according to kenny...
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BlackNinja Posted: 14:11 Mar30 2006
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Phil, do you have msn? I just got it!
stickman phil Posted: 14:13 Mar30 2006
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ive had it for ages...and i got msn plus aswell!
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BlackNinja Posted: 14:14 Mar30 2006
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lol =D. Add me: [email protected]
stickman phil Posted: 14:17 Mar30 2006
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typical name for you isnt it -_- added you now then
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