SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because.

More quotes:

Cartman (reading from bible): "It's a man's obligation to stick his b**eration in a woman's serparation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

Cartman: "Mom, kitty's being a d**do."
Ms. Cartman: "Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with mommy tonight."

From that KoRn Halloween episode:

Cartman: "Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas: an Ultravibe Pleasure 2000."

-Tweek: "But, what if when I'm trying to put on the carrot nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to eat me?"
-Stan: "Tweek, when has that ever happened? Except that one time..."

Mr. Hankey (to Kyle):

"One time when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture."

-Butters: "Uhhh-uhh... I ain't supposed to tell you that. If I told you that, well I'd be a no good Yankee son of a b****.
-Stan: "We'll give you ten bucks."
-Butters: "Oh, ok."

Freak: "We're your family, Napoleon. We're like you. When we look at you, we don't even see the t*****les on your chin. We see the t*****les in your heart."

Kyle: "Chef, where does s*** come from?"
Chef: "Uh, from your a$$, children."
Kyle: "No, no, no. The WORD s***."

-Pip: "Hello. My name is Phillip, but everyone here calls me Pip because they hate me."
-Damien: "Then I will call you Pip."

I think I already posted those quotes.

Here's a really funny one (if you actually watched it):

Ms. Cartman: "Doctor, did you find out what's wrong with him?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid he's running out of time."
Ms. Cartman: "Why, what's wrong with him?"
Doctor: "It's his time. It's running out."
Ms. Cartman: "Well, what can we do?"
Doctor: "Well, I suppose we can try a time transplant. I'll have to call a specialist."

From "Cancelled" episode:

Alien Secretary: "Where are you visiting from?"
Stan: "Uhh, Earth."
Alien: "Ooh, I watch that show all the time!"

have you seen south park the movie i think its excelent

Best film ever

Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen almost everything from the South Park creators.

Did you see the new episode where Cartman tries to kill all of the hipies.

Yeah.

I forgot to watch last night's episode (that sucks).

How many more new episodes are coming out? Will they make another movie?

More Quotes:

Stan: "The theatre they play the movies in really sucks."
Kyle: "We could project the movies on Cartman's ***."
Stan: "Yeah, those movies would have to be IMAX."

On 07-Apr-2005 roadkillers said:

How many more new episodes are coming out? Will they make another movie?

I knew someone would ask those questions eventually.

1.) The creators don't have a contract that continues after season 10. So after season 10, who knows if the episodes will continue. (It's season 9 now.)

2.) Who knows. The creators were really wiped out after doing the "Team America" movie, so they might or might not.