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Cartman: "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
Stan: "No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ***."

-Museum Of Tolerance Lady: "You other boys have probably called this young man names like 'tubby' or 'lard-butt' or 'fat tits.'"
-Kyle (whispering to Stan): "Fat tits, that's a good one."
-Stan: "Yeah, we'll have to remember that."

From the movie:

Stan: "How can I get a woman to like me more than any other guy?"
Chef: "Oh that's simple, Stan. Just find the **itoris."
Stan: "What?"
Chef: "Hang on, what did I just say?"
Stan: "What's a **itoris?"
Chef: "Nothing, nothing. Forget I said it."

Mr. Garrison: "Congradulations, Eric, on writing the award-winning paper."
Stan: "That's impossible. Catman doesn't know a rainforest from a pop-tart."
Cartman: "Yeah, I do! Pop-tarts are frosted."

Chef: "Hello there, children."
Stan: "Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?"
Chef: "Goodbye."

Here's a funny one:

Kyle: "Does anybody know anything about corporations?"
Cartman: "I think my mom is a corporation."
Stan: "Yeah, that makes sense."

Cartman: "Uh-oh. I was laughing so hard that milk came out of my nose."
Stan: "Dude, you weren't drinking any milk"
Cartman: "Huh?"
Stan: "You have to be drinking milk for that to happen."
Cartman: "Not with me, man."

From "You Got F***** In The A$$" episode:

Goth Kid: "I'm so non-conformist, that I'm not conforming with you guys. I'm in."
Stan: "Great."
Goth Girl: "Wow, he really put us in our place."
Other Goth Kid: "Yeah, we just got goth-served."

This one's funny:

-Kyle: "Chef, we need Butters to gain 50 pounds, fast!"
-Chef: "Well, if you want him to really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
-Stan: "Marry him?"
-Chef: "It definetely worked for every woman I've been with."

Butters Quotes:

Cartman: "Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar."
Butters: "Sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs."

More Quotes:

Butters: "I have to get to South Park. If you give me a ride, I can pay you the four dollars I made at the titty bar."

Bebe: "You guys are such assh*les!"
Butters: "At least we have assh*les, you dumb girl."
Bebe: "God, you're so stupid!"

Butters (as Professor Chaos): "D*mn it! How come everytime I think of s-something clever, the Simpsons already did it?"

-Trent: "Come on, Butters, tell them the truth! Tell them it was all an accident!"
-Butters: "Oh, I don't want to get involved, Trent. If I do, my parents will ground me!"

From episode "Pre-historic Ice Man":

-(Officer Barbrady guards at a caution sign because a crowd wants to see the Prehistoric Ice Man...)
-Officer Barbrady: "Go away, people. There's nothing to see here."
-A Guy From The Crowd: "What about the Pre-historic Ice Man?!"
-Officer Barbrady: "Oh, yeah there is that." (Barbrady lets them all in)

From episode "The Death Of Eric Cartman":

-(Butters screams in the middle of the night and his dad runs to his door...)
-Butters's Dad (acting mean): "Butters, why the heck were you screaming?!"
-Butters: "I must have had a nightmare!"
-Butters's Dad: "Well, you better stop having nightmares or else you're gonna be grounded, mister!" (The Dad leaves.)

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yeah I know lol. I don't really care.

I love South Park,it rockz

wut's your favorite episodes? and maybe some quotes?