"I doubt it'll take that long," said Chaos. "And right on cue, here's Damien with my scythe."
Damien landed in front of them, holding Thanatos.
"Thanks," said Chaos, taking the scythe. "Now empty your pockets or you'll limp forever."
Damien sighed and emptied his pockets - which contained what looked like the entire contents of Chaos's kitchen - onto the grass. Chaos swung Thanatos, chopping Damien's left hand off.
"And don't do it again," he snapped. "Now, sod off."
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.