http://deathball.net/notpron/
It's a riddle! Only 0.04% of all people are able to solve it to the very end. From what I understand it's over 20 pages long. I wouldn't know cause I'm stuck on page six. If you think your smart, try it. Don't cheat, it defeats the purpose. Plus I don't think you can cheat.
Anyway, if you try it and get passed page six let me know. It's farkin hard.
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