WWE: Rewritten (Fan Fiction)

Show 1: RAW

*A video package airs, showing all of RAW?s WrestleMania Highlights, including JBL?s Belfast Brawl victory over SmackDown!?s Finlay, Batista beating Umaga to give SmackDown! the victory in a SmackDown! VS RAW Match, Beth Phoenix and Melina winning BunnyMania, Shawn Michaels retiring Ric Flair, and Randy Orton?s opportunistic Triple Threat victory over John Cena and triple H to retain the WWE Championship.*

*The pyro explodes on the stage, and Jim Ross and Jerry ?The King? Lawler are at ringside on commentary.*

JR: ?Hello everyone, and welcome to a blockbuster edition of Monday Night RAW! This is Jim Ross, with my Hall Of Fame partner Jerry ?The King? Lawler on commentary.?
King: ?Thanks JR, and only 24 hours ago, we witnessed the biggest spectacle of sports entertainment!?
JR: ?That?s right; the night was full of memorable moments, such as the retirement of Ric Flair, Randy Orton retaining the WWE Championship and the brutal Belfast Brawl.?

*Shawn Michaels? music hits and he walks down the ramp to cheers.*

King: ?And speaking of the retirement of Ric Flair??
JR: ?Just 24 hours ago, Shawn Michaels ended Ric Flair?s legendary career, something which people such as Randy Orton, Triple H, and even Mr. McMahon himself were unable to do.?

*Shawn enters the ring and is given a microphone.*

HBK: ?Last night, I ended the career of the 16-time World Champion, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. But that is now in the past, and the Heartbreak Kid is moving onwards and upwards so I am therefore putting Randy Orton on notice that I?m coming for him, and when I do, the WWE Cham-?

*HBK is cut off by JBL?s entrance music, and JBL walks down the ramp and enters the ring with a microphone to boos from the crowd.*

JBL: ?Hold it right there! You think that beating up a 60-year old man has earned you a Title shot? I won at WrestleMania too, but I went through a Belfast Brawl to earn my victory, which is something that at your age, your body wouldn?t be able to handle. So Orton, you are on notice, because in the very near future, the new WWE Champion will be the Wrestling God, the true American hero, JBL!?

HBK: ?First of all, you beat up a 50-year old man in your match, so if I were you, I wouldn?t talk about Ric Flair like that, and second of all, you were in a Belfast Brawl, so you had to use weapons to beat up an old man and a midget, whereas I was able to win my match against a true WWE Legend without any assistance. But, if you still don?t believe I?m better than you, then how about Shawn Michaels VS JBL, tonight!?

JBL: ?You?re on! And when I?m done wiping the floor with you, I?ll move on to face Randy Orton, and then the WWE Championship will-?

*HBK hits Sweet Chin Music on JBL, and leaves the ring to cheers, as JBL is left laying in the middle of the ring as we go backstage, where Todd Grisham is interviewing WWE Champion Randy Orton.*

Todd: ?I am currently joined by WWE Champion Randy Orton. So Randy, last night you beat both John Cena and Triple H in a Triple Threat Match to retain the Championship and prove all the doubters wrong. Your thoughts??

Orton: ?My thoughts haven?t changed in the slightest. I said I had all the qualities of both John Cena and Triple H put together, I said I was a one-man dynasty, and last, but definitely not least, I said I would leave WrestleMania as the WWE Champion. And as you can tell, I was right. So Cena rehabbed aggressively for months to return early and win the Royal Rumble, and Triple H endured an Elimination Chamber Match to join the Main Event, and it was all for nothing, because no-one can beat the Legend Killer

King: ?Strong claims by Orton, but at this point in time, there is no way of disproving them.?
JR: ?Strong words from our WWE Champion, and moving on, the World Tag Team Championships are about to be decided in our first match of the evening.?

*Lillian Garcia is in the ring with a microphone.*

Lillian: ?The following contest is a 6-Team Battle Royal. The rules are as follows: There is no tagging, as everyone is a legal participant in this match. If one member of a team is eliminated by Pinfall, Submission, Count-Out or Disqualification, then the other member of the team is also eliminated. If the Champions are counted out or disqualified, they will lose their Championships. The last team remaining will be the World tag Team Champions!?

*World Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly enter to a mixed reaction from the cowd.*
*Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch enter to boos.*
*Paul London and Brian Kendrick enter to cheers.*
*The Highlanders (Rory & Robbie McAllister) enter to a mixed reaction.*
*Carlito and Santino Marella enter to a mixed reaction, but mainly boos.*
*Cryme Tyme (JTG & Shad) enter to lots of cheers, making their return to RAW.*

World Tag Team Championship:
6-TEAM BATTLE ROYAL
Cody Rhodes & Hardcore Holly VS Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch VS Paul London & Brian Kendrick VS The Highlanders VS Carlito and Santino Marella VS Cryme Tyme
The match starts off with Rhodes locking up with Cade in the centre of the ring. London gets clotheslined by Murdoch, who turns around into a dropkick from Kendrick. Rory tackles Kendrick and they roll outside the ring while brawling. Carlito has JTG in a leg submission while Shad is in a sleeperhold from Santino. Kendrick and Rory are still brawling on the outside, while Robbie is being double-teamed by Cade and Murdoch inside the ring. The referee?s count is at 6. Rory rams Kendrick into the security barrier, and goes for a clothesline, but Kendrick dives out of way, and Rory runs straight into the barrier. Kendrick gets up, hits a huracanrana and dives back into the ring as the referee?s count hits 9. Rory is counted out.

THE HIGHLANDERS ARE ELIMINATED

Robbie has Murdoch in a boston crab, but the referee forces him to break the hold and informs him that he?s been eliminated. Robbie leaves. Hardcore Holly hits a suplex on JTG, but Shad gets Holly with a shoulder block, knocking him into the ropes, and then clothesline him over the ropes. Cody goes for his DDT on Shad, but JTG hits a chop lock on Cody?s knee, causing his leg to buckle, and Shad hits a german suplex on Cody. JTG climbs the turnbuckle and hits a diving leg drop on Cody. Shad goes for the pin?1?2?3!

CODY RHODES & HARDCORE HOLLY ARE ELIMINATED

Hardcore Holly has just got back to his feet on the outside, and the referee tells hims he?s been eliminated. Holly is furious, and goes to ringside, grabs a steel chair, and enters the ring. The referee tries to send him out of the ring but Holly shoves the referee out of his way, and hits Santino in the head with chair, leaving the chair dented at nearly a right-angle. Santino is knocked out, with blooding coming from his forehead. The referee orders for him to be stretchered out of the arena, and asks Carlito if he wishes to carry on. Carlito says he?ll carry on without Santino, and the match continues as 3 security guards escort Hardcore Holly from the building. Carlito locks London in an abdominal stretch, but Kendrick dropkicks Carlito from behind, hits an inverted cutter, and covers Carlito?1?2?3!

CARLITO & SANTINO MARELLA ARE ELIMINATED

Murdoch is being double-teamed by Cryme Tyme. Cryme tyme give him a double suplex and Shad pins Murdoch?1?2?Cade breaks the pin and hits a swinging neckbreaker on JTG. Shad goes for the clothesline, but Cade ducks, and Shad runs into London and clotheslines him, sending them both over the top rope and out of the ring. Cade is on his hands and knees, and Kendrick uses him as a stepping stone to hit a running dropkick on Murdoch, sending him through the ropes to the outside. JTG bends over Cade to pick him up, but Kendrick hits a Scissors Kick on JTG, knocking him onto Cade. JTG and Cade are both laid out next to each other. Kendrick covers both at the same time?1?2?3!

WINNERS AND NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Paul London & Brian Kendrick

JR: ?Whoa! We have new Tag Team Champions!?
King: ?What great athleticism shown by Brian Kendrick!?
JR: ?This kid?s gonna make it big someday, and him and London have just added more gold to their r�sum�.?

*London and Kendrick celebrate with the belts, and Kendrick looks more tired out than London. As they walk up the ramp, Triple H?s music plays and he walks past London and Kendrick and steps into the ring. The crowd are cheering for him. He is given a microphone from ringside as his music dies down.*

HHH: ?Last night, I nearly won the WWE Championship for the 12th time. I gave John Cena the Pedigree, I went for the pin?then it hit me. I was punted out of match by Randy Orton, who picked up the scraps to keep his Title after I did all the work. I guess this proves that he?s nothing but a paper champion. The fact is, I was the better man, and Orton was just the better scavenger. So that brings me to my point. Randy Orton, I want you, on-one-on, for the WWE Championship, right now!?

*John Cena?s music hits and he comes out to a mixed reaction and enters the ring with a microphone.*

Cena: ?Hang on a minute there, did you just say YOU were the better man? Just because I got pinned, it doesn?t mean I underperformed in the whole match. In fact, I gave it my all, just like I do in every single match, and that?s what makes me better than you, and I have proof, because I have never been beaten by you!?

HHH: ?Actually, you?re right. But?there?s a first time for everything. So next week after I?m done with Orton and I?m the new WWE Champion, you will get the first-?

*Triple H is cut off by Randy Orton?s music, and Orton stands on the stage with a microphone, and puts the WWE Championship belt on his shoulder.*

Orton: ?I?ve just been backstage listening to your little exchange, and it gave me an idea. I will face one of you two next week in a non-Title Match, and if you win, you can have a Title Match against me. But the problem is: who will be facing me next week? But don?t worry, I have a solution to this problem. While you were talking, I went to Regal?s office, and now it?s official. Tonight, our Main Event is Triple H VS John Cena, and the winner will face me one-on-one next week.?

*Orton?s music plays as he holds up the belt and leaves, and Triple H and John Cena smile in the ring before staring each other down. Cena leaves the ring first, and Triple H leaves shortly afterwards.*

*Umaga enters to his music, and the crowd boos him.*
*Super Crazy enters, and gets a small pop from the crowd.*

Umaga VS Super Crazy
Umaga hits a running knee to Super Crazy before the bell rings. Umaga shout something in Samoan before hitting a leg drop. He drags Super Crazy, puts his head against the bottom turnbuckle, and hits the running assault. He picks Super Crazy up, and hits the Samoan Spike! Umaga picks him up again, and hits another Samoan Spike! Umaga picks Crazy up once again, yells something in Samoan again, and hits a third Samoan Spike on Super Crazy! Umaga finally covers?1?2?3!

WINNER: Umaga

*Umaga walks up the ramp, with an angry look on his face.*

King: ?Someone?s angry about losing last night??
JR: ?Hopefully he?ll be in a better mood next week, we don?t want Umaga to wipe out the RAW roster!?
King: ?Umaga?s never in a good mood JR.?

*Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho enters to cheers.*
*Mr. Kennedy enters to boos.*

Non-Title Match:
Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho VS Mr. Kennedy
The two lock up in the centre of the ring, and Kennedy backs Jericho into the turnbuckle. The referee forces Kennedy to release him, but Kennedy goes for a clothesline, only for Jericho to counter, hitting a back-body drop, sending Kennedy over the top rope and out of the ring. Kennedy gets up on the apron, but Jericho knocks him off with a springboard dropkick. Jericho taunts in the ring, but Kennedy reaches in the ring and trips Jericho before re-entering the ring and stomping a grounded Jericho. Kennedy has Jericho in an armbar, but Jericho powers out and hits an enziguri completely out of nowhere. Both men are down in the middle of the ring. Jericho gets up first and sees Kennedy down in the middle of the ring, he signals to the fans that he?s going for the Lionsault, and jumps onto the ropes as Kennedy jumps to his feet, and hit the Mic Check on Jericho while he?s in mid-air! He goes for the pin?1?2?3!

WINNER: Mr. Kennedy

*Kennedy celebrates a hard-fought victory in the ring, and Jericho is laying motionless.*

JR: ?Kennedy has just earned a Non-Title victory over the Intercontinental Champion!?
King: ?Maybe this means that Kennedy?s earned a Title Shot??
JR: ?Only time will tell, King.?

*After Kennedy leaves the arena, Jericho is helped to the back by the referee.*

*Maria enters to cheers.*
*Beth Phoenix enters to boos.*

Non-Title Match:
Maria VS Womens Champion Beth Phoenix
Beth kicks Maria in the gut, and attempts a suplex, which Maria counters into a DDT. Maria elbow drops Beth, then goes for the pin?1?Beth kicks out easily. Beth gets to her feet, hits Maria with a forearm and locks in an armbar, but Maria grabs the rope, forcing Beth to break the hold. Beth punches Maria in the back on her neck, before grabbing her hair, pulling her closer, and hit an inverted DDT, sending Maria head-first into the canvas. Beth covers?1?2?3!

WINNER: Beth Phoenix

*Beth leaves the arena with her Championship, and Maria is in the ring, holding her head as the referee checks on her, and helps her out of the arena.*

King: ?I think Maria?s hurt.?
JR: ?It looks like the bump Maria took on her head was worse than we thought.?
King: ?The match seemed to be fairly even, but as soon as Maria took that DDT, she was completely out of it.?
JR: ?Well, Beth Phoenix gets the victory in this grudge match, and-?
King: ?Hang on JR, do you hear it too??
JR: ?Be quiet a sec?folks, we?ve just been informed through our earpieces that Santino Marella has been diagnosed with a moderately severe concussion, and will be out of action for a few weeks.?
King: ?Wow, Hardcore Holly did some serious damage when he lost it earlier tonight.?
JR: ?Moving on, this is what happened earlier tonight to lead to the match you?re about to see.?

*A video clip showing brief highlights of JBL and Shawn Michaels in the ring at the start of the show, and the clip ends with JBL taking Sweet Chin Music.*

*JBL?s music hits and he walks down to the ring fairly quickly, staring down the ramp in wait for Shawn Michaels. He means business tonight. The fans boo him.*
*Shawn Michaels? music hits, and the crowd are on their feet and cheering as he taunts on the ramp, enters the ring, and gets a low blow from JBL. JBL leaves the ring, grabs the ring bell, re-enters the ring, waiting for Michaels to get to his feet. As soon as Michaels successfully stands up, JBL hits him in the stomach with the ring bell, making him fall to his knees. JBL stands over Shawn, lifts the bell above his head, then brings it down onto the back of HBK?s head. Shawn is motionless in the ring. JBL leaves with a perverse smile on his face. About 2 minutes later, Shawn gets to his feet and leaves the ring himself, getting a standing ovation from the fans.*

WINNER: No Contest

JR: ?Now that was completely uncalled for!?
King: ?I know he wanted revenge for the Sweet Chin Music earlier tonight, but this is taking it too far.?
JR: ?What would motivate somebody to do something like that??
King: ?Simple, the WWE Championship. Shawn was standing between him and Orton, so he took Shawn out. Expect Triple H and Cena to be next on his hitlist.?
JR: ?I?ve just got word that Todd Grisham has caught up to JBL backstage, let?s see what?s going on.?

Todd: ?I?ve currently backstage with John Bradshaw Layfield. JBL, can you explain your actions??
JBL: ?Simple, I was killing two birds with one stone. I took out that punk Shawn Michaels, and sent a message to Randy Orton at the same time.?
Todd: ?What message could beating a defenceless opponent with a ring bell possibly send.?
JBL: ?It sends the message that I do what I want, when I want, and I?m coming for his Championship.?

*JBL leaves, shoving Todd out of his way.*

*Back in the arena, Triple H?s music plays and he enters to cheers.*
*John Cena enters to his music, and gets more cheers than Triple H.*

Triple H VS John Cena
Triple H and Cena lock up in the middle of the ring, but they are unable to overpower each other. Triple H kicks Cena in the gut, and attempts a suplex, but Cena counters and attempts a suplex of his own, which he performs successfully. Cena lifts his hand, stands over Triple H and does his ?You Can?t See Me? taunt, only to have Triple H poke him in the eye, grab his leg and take him down to the ground. Triple H locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock on Cena, but Cena roles onto his stomach, reverse the pressure and forcing Triple H to break the hold. Cena kicks Triple H in the stomach, and hoists Triple H on his shoulders, but Triple H quickly elbows Cena in the head, kicks Cena in the stomach and puts him in position for the Pedigree. Cena uses his strength to reverse the Pedigree into a back-body drop, and both men are on the ground. Cena is getting to his feet, when JBL runs down to the ring, still holding the ring bell he used on Shawn Michaels. JBL swings for Cena, who ducks the shot, sending the bell flying between the ropes and out of the ring. Cena hoists JBL onto his shoulders and hits the F-U! The referee rolls JBL out of the ring, but Orton runs down the ramp wearing a referee T-shirt! Orton takes the WWE Championship belt off his waist and hits the referee with it, but turns around and gets hit by a shoulder-block from Cena! While Orton is getting up, Cena turns around into a spinebuster from Triple H! Orton gives Triple H an RKO, then quickly counts to 10 and orders Lillian to announce the result as a double Count-Out!

WINNER: Double Count-Out

*Orton holds up his Championship with a smug look on his face, but Cena grabs Orton and gives him an F-U! Cena bends down to pick up the Championship, but Triple H grabs Cena?s head, puts him in position and hits the Pedigree! Triple H grabs the belt, stands on the turnbuckle and holds it up, but when he gets off the turnbuckle and turns around, he is met by a Clothesline From Hell by JBL! JBL taunts in the ring as his music plays.*

JR: ?What was meant to simply be a one-on-one match got completely out of hand!?
King: ?Did Orton even have permission to be the referee??
JR: ?We don?t know the answer yet, but hopefully William Regal will clear it up next week.?
King: ?But now we don?t know who?s facing Orton next week.?
JR: ?That?s true, the result was a double Count-Out, so maybe Orton didn?t want to face either of them.?
King: ?That sounds like the sort of thing Orton would do.?
JR: ?The only way to find out the answers to all these questions is to tune in next week. Goodnight folks!?

QUICK RESULTS:
Paul London & Brian Kendrick won a 6-Team Battle Royal to become new World Tag Team Champions.
Umaga def. Super Crazy
Mr. Kennedy def. Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho in a Non-Title Match.
Womens Champion Beth Phoenix def. Maria in a Non-Title Match.
JBL VS Shawn Michaels (No Contest)
Triple H VS John Cena (Double Count-Out)

Any storyline ideas or ideas on how to improve layout on future cards are more than welcome.

ha, Better than the actual show...great job

1.Don't need * to denote action.

2.Also, instead of:
JR: "Bla bla"

It should be: "Bla bla," said J.R.
OR
J.R. looked at the two wrestlers entering the ring, "Bla bla".
Or a mixture of both.

3.Don't use headings and things, use your announcers to do that, "Up next, Triple H Vs. John Cena [...] the winner is Cena!"
And even for the quick results: "To sum up tonight, these were the results; bla bla bla," J.R. rushed through the list quickly to end the show on time.

4. No need for all the spacing, set it out like you would a book. If Cena leaves the ring, write more about it and without placing it into segments, having J.R. or King or somebody announce the next match and just type them walking out, etc.

5. You could do with much more detail, especially with the actual matches themselves.


« Last edited by TestVirus101 on Jul 28th 2008 »

OK, I'll do that with the next card. Thanks for the tips.

Nice first card

No Ric Flair tribute things though...

...ah well

I think WrestleMania was a fitting way for him to leave, so I left him out.

Well, thats fair enough i guess...

...can't wait for ECW!

Onviously, ECW will only be half the length of RAW, and I'll be using TV's advice, so it will be more like a short story than a script.

Oh nice card! Great job.

I like the storylines etc, a pretty good read.

I just thought maybe a bit more detail could go into how they are doing things, such as when the Highlanders are eliminated, the walked up the ramp, head in hands cursing. Having a temper tantrum like a five year old. Or something.

Obviously I'm probably not right, but that's how I imagined it :P

Plus I'm all for TV101's layout suggestion of having it more like a book, rather than a card on the SvR forum.

Looking forward to...Smackdown?

Nope, it's ECW next, but it'll be up when I get back from holiday.

Well, when you do get back from your trip and make the card, I bet it will be awesome!!!

Something that caught me right off the bat:

It's very annoying when someone uses *stars* to demonstrate action. Would it kill you to describe the action of scene without them?
Secondly, it's also pretty annoying when people use this style to talk:
Bob: How are you Jim?
Jim: I'm fine, how about you?
Bob: You know, same old, same old.
Once again, would it kill you to use "quatation marks" and the words 'said', 'says', 'exclaims' exc.

Because of this, and my dislike of wrestling, I found it impossible to read very far into it. After only the first dozen lines or so, I was bored out of my mind, felt like I had no idea what was happening, and was overwhelmed by what I said above.

Sorry for being so critical, it's just how I do things.

OK, thanks for your advice. I'm currently writing the next show and it's all set out in paragraphs, with no headings, stars, etc.

Well with critisism for every chapter, the next is just going to impriove, and they should keep improving, ending up with a really good read :D

Yeah, it doesn't hurt for a little critisism.

Show 2: ECW

A video package plays, showing Kane eliminating Mark Henry to win the 24-Man Battle Royal, CM Punk winning the Money In The Bank Ladder Match, and Kane sneaking up on Chavo Guerrero and giving him a Chokeslam to win the ECW World Championship in only 8 seconds.

The ECW opening video plays, but is cut off by a voice yelling ?Cut the damn video!? The camera goes to the ring and Chavo Guerrero is in the ring with a microphone. ?Two days ago, I was screwed out of the ECW Title! Now don?t worry, I?ll be getting my rematch against Kane in a few weeks at Backlash, but for now, I?m issuing an open challenge, so anyone who wants to feel the wrath of Chavo Guerrero can come on down!?

Chavo waits in the ring, and Colin Delaney walks through the curtain and stands on the entrance ramp with a microphone. Colin, with a smug look on his face, says, ?I?ve just come from General Manager Armando Estrada?s office, and we?ve come to an agreement. Basically, next time I win a match, I finally get my ECW contract!? Colin soaks up the cheers from the crowd, then continues to speak. ?So, tonight?s going to be my WrestleMania, tonight will be remembered as wrestling history as the night that Colin Delaney finally gets his ECW contract! Now get a referee out here!?

A referee runs down the ramp and gets in the ring as Colin enters. He backs both men into opposite corners and signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell.

As soon as the bell rings Chavo runs at Colin and kicks him in the gut before putting him in a headlock. Colin grabs the ring rope, and the referee forces Chavo to break the hold, but Chavo holds on. The referee starts counting?1?2?3?4? Chavo breaks the hold, and kicks Colin in the gut again. Colin falls to his knees, and gets a knee to the head from Chavo. Chavo picks Colin up, gives him a suplex, but keeps a hold on Colin, gets back to his feet, and hits another suplex. He does this again to complete the Three Amigos. Colin is flat on his back in the middle of the ring. Chavo climbs the turnbuckle, points at Colin and yells ?This will be Kane!?. Chavo jumps off the turnbuckle and hits a Frog Splash on Colin Delaney. Chavo, not feeling too threatened, goes up to the turnbuckle again, and hits another Frog Splash! Chavo covers Delaney?1?2?3!

The referee raises Chavo?s arm, but he shoves the referee out of his way and walks up the ramp, while Colin Delaney is slowly getting back to his feet. The cameras go backstage, where Mike Adamle is interviewing Kofi Kingston.

?Kofi Kingston, two days ago at WrestleMania, you put on a very impressive showing at your first WrestleMania. So, all the fans would like to know, what?s next for Kofi Kingston??

?Well obviously Mike, my main aim in this business is to wear Championship gold, which goes without saying really, and I intend to start my Championship campaign tonight.?

?How do you intend on doing that??

?Well I was talking to Armando Estrada before the show started, and he told me that if I can find a partner, I can have a Non-Title Match against The Miz and John Morrison as tonight?s Main Event.?

?But have you had any luck finding a partner so far??

?Actually Mike, yes I have. Tonight, I will be teaming up with the former ECW Champion, and new Mr. Money In The Bank, CM Punk!?

The fans cheer as the cameras go to the commentary table, where Joey Styles and Tazz are talking to each other.

?What a Main Event we have tonight Tazz!?

Tazz, looking enthusiastic, replied, ?Indeed Joey, but now we?re about to see the new ECW World Champion in action! For the fans that missed WrestleMania, this is what happened just two days ago.?

After the video package of Kane Battle Royal and Title Match victories are finished playing, Kane?s music plays and the usual red pyro explodes on the stage. Kane walks down the ramp with his newly-won Championship on his shoulder, and the fans erupt into cheers. When Kane is finished taunting in the ring, Shelton Benjamin makes his entrance, receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd. Shelton jumps onto the turnbuckle as raises his arms, unaware of the fact that Kane was approaching him from behind.

Kane grabs Shelton?s legs, and lifts him up in a powerbomb position. Shelton frantically tries to escape Kane?s clutches, but to no avail. Kane viciously slams Shelton to the mat, and the impact can be heard throughout the whole arena.

After smiling maniacally at the fans, Kane mimics cutting his throat with his thumb, bends over and grabs Shelton?s neck. Kane lifts Shelton above his head with only his right arm, and delivers a thunderous Chokeslam! Kane puts his foot across Shelton?s chest, and the referee counts the pin?1?2?3!

Kane raises the ECW World Championship in the air, as Joey Styles can be heard saying ?Another quick victory by the ECW Champion!? Kanes raises his arms for his signature taunt, but Chavo Guerrero runs down the ramp holding a steel chair! Chavo swings the chair, only for Kane to kick the steel chair into Chavo?s forehead! Chavo rolls out of the ring, clutching his head in agony, gets to his ring and grabs Tony Chimel?s microphone.

?Kane! At Backlash, I?ll be taking my Championship back! But until then, you will undergo so much physical torture that you?ll be in no state to wrestle that two-move Match you just had, yet alone defend a World Title! Just you wait, ?cause next week, you?ll find out exactly what I mean!?

Chavo leaves the arena, still clutching his head, before Kane leaves with his Championship. Backstage, Lena Yada is interviewing The Miz and John Morrison.

?So, toneet, Meez and Morris, you vill be facing-?

The Miz immediately cuts Lena off. Lena hands him the microphone, and Miz asks. ?Do you even speak English??

?I am still being edumacated-?

Miz cuts her off again. ?Edumacated? The only thing you need ?edumacating? about is the laws on immigration!?

?I shall not stand zis zeenophobic abuse from-?

This time, she is cut off by John Morrison, who says, ?Hang on, you?re Asian right?? Lena nods her head, looking sheepish. ?Hang on Miz, haven?t we seen her before??

Miz replies, ?I don?t know, they all the same to me.? This causes Lena to storm off, and Morrison takes over the microphone, looks into the screen, and speaks.

?Kofi, Punk, I?ve been in the WWE longer than the two of you put together. I was one of the first Tough Enough winners. I?m a former ECW World Champion, an honour which I beat CM Punk to receive. You guys couldn?t beat me in a Handicap Match, you couldn?t beat The Miz in a two-on-one situation either, so why on Earth do you-?

Lena Yada returns, accompanied by Armando Estrada, who grabs the microphone and says, ?But it won?t be a two-on-one situation. As punishment for the xenophobic abuse that Lena here just reported to me, you two will be punished severely. Tonight, you two will now be facing CM Punk, Kofi Kingston and Tommy Dreamer in a Handicap Match! But that?s just a taster of the real punishment you will experience next week!? Armando and Lena exit from view, leaving Miz and Morrison to exchange bemused looks as Joey Styles and Tazz are speaking again.

?Looks like the WWE Tag Team Champions are in for it now Joey!?

?Well it serves them right! That was completely uncalled for, especially on worldwide television! Oh, speak of the devils??

The Miz and John Morrison enter to loud boos from the crowd, and a few fans even throw rubbish at them. The booing only stops when Kofi Kingston?s music and pyro hit, and he enters, getting loud cheers from the crowd. Miz and Morrison attack Kofi on the entrance ramp in an attempt to even the odds, but CM Punk runs down the ramp and hits Morrison in the head with the Money In The Bank briefcase! Miz throws Punk into the steel steps and begins to stomp on him, but Dreamer runs dwon the ramp and clotheslines the Miz! Armando Estrada?s voice can be heard, and he says ?Miz, Morrison, don?t even think about trying to escape your punishment! This is now a 3-on-2 ECW Extreme Rules Match, and it starts now!?

The crowd cheer loudly. Dreamer smiles, reaches under the ring, and pulls out a Singapore cane! The Miz gets to his feet, and receives a shot to the head from the cane! Dreamers turn to Morrison, who is now on his knees. Dreamer lifts the cane, and sends it crashing down onto the skull of John Morrison, who immediately slumps to the floor. Dreamer whispers to Punk and Kofi, who each take one of Morrison?s arms and hold him upright. Dreamer hits Morrison in the stomach with the cane, but Punk and Kofi still hold him up. They turn into position, then hit a double-team suplex, leaving Morrison lying outside the ring, barely moving. Dreamer rolls The Miz into the ring, picks him up, and gives him a Spike DDT! Dreamer taunts while Kofi picks Miz up and hits the Trouble In Paradise on him. They both point at CM Punk, who smiles, beckons to the crowd, picks Miz up again, and finishes him off with the GTS. Punk covers?1?2?3!

CM Punk grabs his briefcase as his music plays, and he celebrates in the ring with Dreamer and Kofi. The Miz is unconscious in the ring, and Morrison is lying on hos stomach, with his only movement being the occasional twitch. The fans chant ?ECW!? as the show goes off the air?

« Last edited by Da Corbster on Aug 10th 2008 »

I think it has improved from last week, matches are a tad short though.

I enjoyed it. Although maybe like some of the wrestlers don't speask like they do irl, Kofi for example speaking in posh, english.,'Goes without saying' 'Well, obviously' when he has a Jamaican background/accent.

My critisism sucks, don't listen to it ;)

:D

Kofi doesn't speak too much IRL, so imagination is required.

Sorry about the line between paragraphs, the indents don't show up in posts.

The whole Colin thing sounds like what happened in real life...

...but still good nontheless